Talksport now

[2sheikhs]

can we stick to the topic?
we have to root out this problem, now trott off

Otherwise we'll have people trying to engineer a boycott.

I think these are silly points that you're all making

It's either this or spend the rest of the day Holding my Willey.

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm Brearley enjoying these puns.

I hope I'm not Statham the obvious here.

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

The Rules of Cricket...

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in, goes out, and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out including the not-outs, that's the end of the game.

Simples. Now back to the thread topic....

 

[red 2 hats]

How many runs is a Duckworth, Lewis asked me. In my Wisden I replied none. I then let it Slip that I'd backed England to win the test, but I'm gonna AtherTon on a draw now, a Silly Point well made.

 

[mat]

stumped.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Those responsible for hijacking this thread have been bailed on appeal.
I'd have gone for a custodial personally, but sadly those days are long on, as magistrates don't give a toss anymore.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Those responsible for hijacking this thread have been bailed on appeal.
I'd have gone for a custodial personally, but sadly those days are long on, as magistrates don't give a toss anymore.

Yes those magistrates can be very dibbly dobbly can't they? They are too silly at mid off and keep serving us golden ducks.

 

[crazyg]

Just seen a Chinaman go the other way - got me right in the googlies.

 

[scotty123]

Durham n Gough discussing the merits of Joe Hart, proving Gough is a thick twat!

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

Discussing our defending and joe hart and saying who was to blame. An accumaltion of both for me.