Talksport

[The perfect fumble]

Caught a few mins last night don't know who was on but the narrative was how lucky the rags had been in the first 60 mins, nearly dropped my tea towel.

What's a tea towel?

 

[bluebaja]

What's a tea towel?

A tea towel is that thing your Mrs hangs in the kitchen for you to use to wipe the remnants of the Kebab off your face.

 

[The perfect fumble]

A tea towel is that thing your Mrs hangs in the kitchen for you to use to wipe the remnants of the Kebab off your face.

Thank fuck for that! I thought for a second it had something to do with the inexplicable way dishes go from being dirty to clean again, it's an everyday miracle!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What's a tea towel?

It's related to barn, tawny and brown

 

[manimanc]

What's a tea towel?

It's what some city fans wore on their heads bizarrely when sheikh mansour took over and even more strange was half these fans then started dancing like Egyptians.

 

[chesterbells]

Parry must still be on it somewhere.Heard him talking about roots of trees growing to the centre of the earth.

Pmsl
I’d like to have heard that

 

[Champions again in 2012]

The boiled bollock this morning mentioned the upcoming ashes test match and the possibility of it being weather affected and therefore needing Duckworth Lewis- the betting company rep he was talking to had to point out that D-L is not used in test matches. He only seemed slightly embarrassed and moved the subject along quickly

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

The boiled bollock this morning mentioned the upcoming ashes test match and the possibility of it being weather affected and therefore needing Duckworth Lewis- the betting company rep he was talking to had to point out that D-L is not used in test matches. He only seemed slightly embarrassed and moved the subject along quickly

He could be on to something there though. England need 500 to win in 4 sessions could become 110 in 15 overs. Every chance of the second one compared to no chance of the first one!!!

 

[Blue Til Death]

What's a tea towel?

It's a cloth you use to alleviate an itchy arsehole ....

 

[Barcon]

It's a cloth you use to alleviate an itchy arsehole ....

That’s a work sock.