JOH: I dohn'even know any cities in India
AH: Aah get away with ya. When you've got a bad stomach you have...
JOH: CAIRO!!
JOH also has never heard of Morecambe & Wise (is it a beer?), Eric Morecambe, Ernie Wise (they told him they are the same as Morecambe & Wise) or Tommy Cooper."They're old, I was born in the 80s, Jason Macintyre!"
Also recently there was Gabby Agbonlahor who couldn't name any of The Beatles or the lead singer of The Stones, Durham 'excusing' him as he was born in 1986. Ffs its just ignorance, I wasn't born in the 60s but I've heard of 60s bands and musicians.
Then there's Carlton Cole...