Talksport

I love the two mikes. Parry is a tosser that talks shit and everyone knows it and tells him daily. It's that **** Goldstein that I can't stand. That sort of prick is why all my friends support united and I went city
 
The highly intellectual Mr Collymore announced that the Leicester owners were flying back to Bangkok in the helicopter that had landed on the pitch. What a dunce the man is.

If the helicopter is on the same ped's as the players allegedly, it might make it to be fair.
 
I was listening to Talkshite this morning (I know), and they give out awards for rubbish sporting performances of the week. Surprise, surprise they nominated PSG for being shite. Earlier they said Chelsea were shite against us. Not a word of praise for us. Imagine my surprise when Dortmund weren't nominated for a massive bottle job. Mind you, it was Micky Quinn!
 
The highly intellectual Mr Collymore announced that the Leicester owners were flying back to Bangkok in the helicopter that had landed on the pitch. What a dunce the man is.

If it had landed outside the main entrance, Stanley could have shared with us his similar experience of when he got his chopper out in a car park
 
As long as we call him out for his horse related convictions then he won't be disposed to look kind upon us. So fook that fact scouse **** and carry on boys - if Talkshite are prepared to employ people who produce that standard of sports journalism we will continue to laugh and prod the lard arse with a stick.

By the way is being morbidly obese a qualification for a job on Talkshite - thinking Quinn, Kelly and Brazil for starters.
 
I was listening to Talkshite this morning (I know), and they give out awards for rubbish sporting performances of the week. Surprise, surprise they nominated PSG for being shite. Earlier they said Chelsea were shite against us. Not a word of praise for us. Imagine my surprise when Dortmund weren't nominated for a massive bottle job. Mind you, it was Micky Quinn!
To be fair, PSG were shite as were Chelsea but surely City deserve a lot of praise for making them look shite.

Maybe it's just our new found aura is beating teams before they come out from the tunnel
 
The highly intellectual Mr Collymore announced that the Leicester owners were flying back to Bangkok in the helicopter that had landed on the pitch. What a dunce the man is.

Just looked it up - Leicester to Bangkok 5937 miles. Average range of a helicopter @ 250 miles - furthest non stop flight EVER in a helicopter 2213.04 miles - Collymoron well on form there.
 
To be fair, PSG were shite as were Chelsea but surely City deserve a lot of praise for making them look shite.

Maybe it's just our new found aura is beating teams before they come out from the tunnel

To reflect the total lack of fairness it demonstrates the "agenda" that also denies Sergio a Player of the Year nomination year in year out
 
Boiled bolock discussing spurs next 2 away games with Danny Murphy this morning, Murphy says Stoke away then city away 2 hard games brazil says no they beat city 2 1 I had a double up on the day, Murphy says must have been in the cup, bolock says come on u numpties help us out here, talking to the guys in the studio.
Ycnmiu.
 
Boiled bolock discussing spurs next 2 away games with Danny Murphy this morning, Murphy says Stoke away then city away 2 hard games brazil says no they beat city 2 1 I had a double up on the day, Murphy says must have been in the cup, bolock says come on u numpties help us out here, talking to the guys in the studio.
Ycnmiu.
Was in the car and heard those exchanges. Talk about amateurs.
 

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