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stony said:
Unfortunately she is very much spackerfied these days. I'm allowed to use that term because she has officially been classified as a spacker by the DHSS.
So not only do have do I have to get the remote, and my own beer. I also have to do the rest of the shitty household bollocks, like filling the dishwasher, doing the washing, hoovering, changing the bed, scrubbing the limescale from the shitter, and all the other emasculating shite that running a home involves.
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Whenever you say this, i imagine Anita Dobson is a saucy maid outfit...
 
stony said:
Unfortunately she is very much spackerfied these days. I'm allowed to use that term because she has officially been classified as a spacker by the DHSS.
So not only do have do I have to get the remote, and my own beer. I also have to do the rest of the shitty household bollocks, like filling the dishwasher, doing the washing, hoovering, changing the bed, scrubbing the limescale from the shitter, and all the other emasculating shite that running a home involves.
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Haha you poor thing,men always underestimate what women do to keep the house running
 
Years & years of not having to think , just take the trophies & glory have turned their brains to mush, never heard such uneducated fuckwits talk about football,absolutely no clue.
 
karen7 said:
Haha you poor thing,men always underestimate what women do to keep the house running
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Are you taking the piss? I knew exactly what she did because she told me every time I worked away. Typical woman, both of you ;)
 
So get the GPC back to give PEG a cuddle, play Phil the face, sign some United players (whatever that means), get him out of the hotel, give him time, get rid of him not a United manager (whatever that means) and most importantly get someone to give Stony his remote the poor lamb. I dont think I've been so ill informed in 45 minutes in my life
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
So get the GPC back to give PEG a cuddle, play Phil the face, sign some United players (whatever that means), get him out of the hotel, give him time, get rid of him not a United manager (whatever that means) and most importantly get someone to give Stony his remote the poor lamb. I dont think I've been so ill informed in 45 minutes in my life
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I always thought a "United " player was somebody who shagged his brothers wife , a "United " chairman was somebody who peeped under the women's cubicle , a " United " director sold tickets on the black market and a " United " manager was somebody who brought his son up to batter his wife .
 
If I took a shot if whiskey for every time I heard we are man united or this is man united not 'insert lower league club' on this show from callers I'd be dead
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
So get the GPC back to give PEG a cuddle, play Phil the face, sign some United players (whatever that means), get him out of the hotel, give him time, get rid of him not a United manager (whatever that means) and most importantly get someone to give Stony his remote the poor lamb. I dont think I've been so ill informed in 45 minutes in my life
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Careful now!
If anyone at the swamp sees this you could be approached as their next manager with a plan like that.
 
aguerrrroooooooooooo said:
If I took a shot if whiskey for every time I heard we are man united or this is man united not 'insert lower league club' on this show from callers I'd be dead
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Its brilliant because its part of the problem they have, just like Liverpool, the sense of entitlement makes it harder to deal with not being what they were and more and more desperate to get back to where they were, so they act irrationally and in haste. I fucking love it, the big headed twats. The sooner they realise they arent special the better for them, so let them keep this 'mythology' as long as possible IMO.
 
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