Talksport

[mat]

I thought he was *ahem* 'dating' Toni Duggan.

If that was true I would hope he's fucking her harder than the 6-1 we gave her team.

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

Bizarre and all too predictable take on the upcoming transfer bans handed out to the Madrid teams. Apparently Real Madrid are going to buy Sergio this month (again) before the ban comes in.

Considering they tried to get the doughnut thief before the last deadline, why wouldn't they assume they would go in for him again?

 

[BigJoe#1]

If they offered £150m for him and we could get Lewandowski for £100m, who would go for that?

We're talking toSergio about using him as bait to bring Messi here in the summer. Sergio is going nowhere!!!

 

[kaz7]

Alvin Martin says we are selling sergio to RM this window

Oh well it was fun whilst it lasted

 

[denislawsbackheel]

He wants to get back to the Chipmunks.

 

[flyer]

not me. I wouldn't swop Sergio for any player, and I mean any player.

Good lad, Bill

 

[bluethrunthru]

Alvin Martin says we are selling sergio to RM this window

Oh well it was fun whilst it lasted

now will the doubters believe? This is ALVIN MARTYN speaking FFS - this can only be true !!!!

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

You missed a word

MQIAFC.

You missed a word too.

MQIAFSC

 

[goatersnipple]

If they offered £150m for him and we could get Lewandowski for £100m, who would go for that?

No way.
I don't think I would be happy to get rid of serg and replace him with any one.
I include messi in that

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Alvin has spoken.

Sorry lads, it's all downhill from here. It was good while it lasted. We'll have to get used to signing the likes of Alan Kernaghan, again.

Last one out, turn the lights off