Talksport

[Keeper!]

Hahaha how is this fucker still breathing fuck me the grim reaper can't be more than a couple of doors away from him at any time

He can't have long left in this world, his heart is going to give up or his face will explode!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Hahaha how is this fucker still breathing fuck me the grim reaper can't be more than a couple of doors away from him at any time

God almighty, this bloke personifies the old, 'Don't bother buying LP's' joke.
I'd extend it to 'If there's any chance extra time is added, don't watch it Alan.'

 

[manimanc]

Weird science class.

One of my favourites.

 

[Trojan1962]

He can't have long left in this world, his heart is going to give up or his face will explode!

I think big AL has a high blood pressure issue.

 

[asahartford1]

God almighty, this bloke personifies the old, 'Don't bother buying LP's' joke.
I'd extend it to 'If there's any chance extra time is added, don't watch it Alan.'

Not that colour in Chernobyl.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Hahaha how is this fucker still breathing fuck me the grim reaper can't be more than a couple of doors away from him at any time

My god, has he just been to an audition for a Doctor Who alien?

 

[ccr]

He's got to be Jabba the Hutt.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Need to sort himself out because a heart attack is very much on the cards.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Hahaha how is this fucker still breathing fuck me the grim reaper can't be more than a couple of doors away from him at any time

 

[hello]

Haha I almost want to go to B&Q and see if they can colour match Brazils head, Although there's nothing I'ld want to paint red.

 

[laserblue]

Haha I almost want to go to B&Q and see if they can colour match Brazils head, Although there's nothing I'ld want to paint red.

I seriously doubt they'd have such a garish shade in stock but I'm sure they could mix it for you. Lots of purple to go go with all that crimson.

 

[Henkeman]

Seriously, even his employers should be insisting he gets to the doctor pronto. I'll take the piss, but anyone seeing that ought to be concerned for his health.

 

[blue moony]

Listened this morning had John Walters in , ex Stoke striker , I used to think he was a total shit house as a player , but he came across very well , spoke well of city and seemed to have no agenda !

Was a refreshing change for them , he won’t get asked back as he didn’t give them any ammo!

Seemed a top bloke

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Listened this morning had John Walters in , ex Stoke striker , I used to think he was a total shit house as a player , but he came across very well , spoke well of city and seemed to have no agenda !

Was a refreshing change for them , he won’t get asked back as he didn’t give them any ammo!

Seemed a top bloke

That twice I heard John Walters big us up,decent bloke hard bastard though.

 

[Lupo]

They've been on about his colour all week, especially he spent Monday afternoon boozing at a rooftop bar and caught the sun, Laura Woods told him he looks like the 'On Air' sign!

 

[Vienna_70]

He's got to be Jabba the Hutt.

Is he related to Custis?

 

[Lupo]

Go shopping with Big Al...

 

[Indaparkside]

Seriously, even his employers should be insisting he gets to the doctor pronto. I'll take the piss, but anyone seeing that ought to be concerned for his health.

Leave him he’ll be alright?? Send some pizza and kebabs round with 6 cans of stella

 

[kaz7]

Is he related to Custis?

Where is Custis? i miss him

 

[northwichblue]

Where is Custis? i miss him

He's gone into hiding till next season