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Just heard that idiot Gough say that if Benteke scores tomorrow it could put 5mil on to his release clause(32.5mil) - I don't think Gough knows what a release clause is!!!

It's the first 5 minutes I've listened to that station in 9months. Now I know why
Just heard that idiot Gough say that if Benteke scores tomorrow it could put 5mil on to his release clause(32.5mil) - I don't think Gough knows what a release clause is!!!

It's the first 5 minutes I've listened to that station in 9months. Now I know why
Today's performance should knock £15m off the price of what Gough thought was Benteke's contract valuation!
 
Having Talksport 24/7 is great for my job, I'm a carer so I do sleeps/waking nights.
 
To be fair, no sooner had Arsenal kissed the cup they were slagging them off saying the FA Cup isn't 'success' as such. Saying Wenger can't keep his job winning that alone. Let them have their moment for fucks sake!
 
Talk$hite is basically just Pub Football chat for the bloke who no longer/can't be assed going into the pub to chat amongst other blokes who think they're experts because they watch MOTD.
I reckon many of the presenters, particularly ex-pros are more clued up on the game but pretend to be retarded average geezers to relate to their target audience - simpleton rag bastards and bin dippers.
TS - the annoying loudmouthed pissed up imbecile in a boozer who has supported utd all his life (since '99)

I'm glad I decided to walk out of that pub many years ago. Feel so much happier at Smooth FM.
 
Talk$hite is basically just Pub Football chat for the bloke who no longer/can't be assed going into the pub to chat amongst other blokes who think they're experts because they watch MOTD.
I reckon many of the presenters, particularly ex-pros are more clued up on the game but pretend to be retarded average geezers to relate to their target audience - simpleton rag bastards and bin dippers.
TS - the annoying loudmouthed pissed up imbecile in a boozer who has supported utd all his life (since '99)

I'm glad I decided to walk out of that pub many years ago. Feel so much happier at Smooth FM.

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Talk$hite is basically just Pub Football chat for the bloke who no longer/can't be assed going into the pub to chat amongst other blokes who think they're experts because they watch MOTD.
I reckon many of the presenters, particularly ex-pros are more clued up on the game but pretend to be retarded average geezers to relate to their target audience - simpleton rag bastards and bin dippers.
TS - the annoying loudmouthed pissed up imbecile in a boozer who has supported utd all his life (since '99)

I'm glad I decided to walk out of that pub many years ago. Feel so much happier at Smooth FM.

Although I've not heard it for a while I wish I had a fiver for the number of times I've heard that the bin dippers are the most knowledgable football fans out there.

Actually the two Mikes can be funny at times, in small doses though.
 
I paid a brief visit to Talksport earlier, and Alan Brazil was reviewing the morning's papers with a guest journalist. The topic moved on to the appointment of a new manager at Brentford, Marinus Dijkhuizen.

Brazil decided his listeners might appreciate an English translation of Marinus Dijkhuizen's surname. "Dyke house, house for dykes" was his suggestion. The journalist then chipped in with the more probable "house by the dyke". I had to laugh.
 
I was in the car about half an hour ago and put it on. They had some guy discussing transfers and we're talking about Sterling. They spoke of Real Madrid being his destination for a couple of minutes then when prompted by dickhead Durhum to which Premier league teams were likely they spent another 5 minutes saying Utd were an option and why it would/wouldn't be a good move!

The first those gobshites have even been mentioned regarding Sterling was a supposedly laughable £25million bid in The Mirror today. We've been linked with him for weeks and you'd have to live on fucking Mars not to be aware that we're the favourites to sign him. Not a mention of us or Arsenal (the other sensible option) just bigging up Utd.

Thank fuck for Smooth FM..
 
predetermined line to try and upset a few blues to get them to ring up, don't fall for it

Correct, just standard bullshit to wind people up. City fans have a pretty decent track record for ignoring talksport bollocks.
 
Milner went to the dippers because they have history according to Durham & Gough.

I wonder if they realise that City won the FA Cup 61 years before Liverpool did? Or that City also won the League Cup and a European trophy before Liverpool did? Or perhaps their definition of history is different from that of non-cretins.
 

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