Terrible idea for a thread

[dickie davies]

As we’re not playing for five days, let’s have a “Terrible idea for a thread“ thread
I’ll start with

“Best Gary Glitter song”

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Sexiest United player

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Best Halloween based footballer’s names.

 

[Barcon]

Scottish football thread

 

[BimboBob]

Oasis are my favourite band because...

 

[BimboBob]

Pictures of your nut sack.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Should Ulster, Kashmir and Palestine merge? Discuss.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Oasis are my favourite band because...

Were Oasis the greatest band ever?

 

[BimboBob]

Favourite Serial Killer

 

[BimboBob]

Can I eat dog shit?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Your top 5 wanks

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

The time I went to the pub with Lucy Letby and Ian Watkins and enjoyed it

 

[Barcon]

“Can I get……”

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Morrissey should be knighted.
Discuss…

 

[BimboBob]

Your top 5 wanks

Oooh...

Does wearing nipple clamps whilst jamming a finger up your arse count?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Has anyone been on Eggheads?

 

[Barcon]

Are there more mass shootings in the states than there are celebrity nonces in the U.K?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Oooh...

Does wearing nipple clamps whilst jamming a finger up your arse count?

Yes

 

[idahoblues]

Yes

Yes

 

[BimboBob]

Yes

Then that one while you were sleeping.