He's such an annoying slimy little twat! I used to be a Messenger boy at the Evening news when he worked for them. He'd say 'My dear boy, run along and grab me a coffee from the machine, it was 8p and he used to give me 10p and say keep the change. I always made a point of taking his 2p back because I didn't want anything from the fake fucker. I wonder if he ever knew I grobbed in his coffee every morning ? And you really don't want to know what I put on the posh buttys he used to buy from Philpots! :)