Terry Christian

The best part is every fit girl you meet who smokes is apparently quitting and they love to talk about how hard quitting is so you just join in and agree with everything they say whilst puffing away with them outside. They then think you're understanding and you have a real connection, just part of my masterplan sir.
 
Joycee Banercheck said:
G-E-N-I-U-S!!!!
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You dont have to tell me!

Having seen how succesful my smoking with girls escapades have been I'm hoping to move on to heroin quite soon.

me - 'hey, you inject smack too?'

her - 'yes, i want to quit but it's just sooo good'

me - 'i know, i've tried to quit but it's so hard'

her - 'wow we have so much in common'

me - 'we should quit together'

her - 'yes we should, i think i might love you, pass me the syringe'

me - 'hang on, keep an eye out for me, my veins in my arms are fucked i'm gonna have to inject straight into my member'

her - 'this is so romantic'

me - 'tell me about it babes, can you lend me a tenner?'
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
The best part is every fit girl you meet who smokes is apparently quitting and they love to talk about how hard quitting is so you just join in and agree with everything they say whilst puffing away with them outside. They then think you're understanding and you have a real connection, just part of my masterplan sir.
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Quitting is a piece of piss(says the reformed smoker) I tried stopping when I was at school(I started smoking in primary school) and failed miserably. I was on 10 a day at 13 and 20 a day at 16. By the time I quit, 5 years ago, I was on 40 roll ups a day and had been smoking for over 25 years.
I went in hospital just over five years ago for an op and I knew I'd be stuck in bed for at least a week or two so I decided it was the best opportunity I'd ever have to quit. I haven't smoked(apart from the odd spliff, and thats very rare) since.
 
Well done, mate. I can't quit. Tried, failed, tried and failed. The fag's are easy. It's the 8 o clock splif (before lost, dexter, chuck, jay and silent bob)f I'm struggling with. Gonna have to quit me mates for a bit and they are what makes me me- no I make them them. Should have done it a long time ago.
 
Joycee Banercheck said:
Well done, mate. I can't quit. Tried, failed, tried and failed. The fag's are easy. It's the 8 o clock splif (before lost, dexter, chuck, jay and silent bob)f I'm struggling with. Gonna have to quit me mates for a bit and they are what makes me me- no I make them them. Should have done it a long time ago.
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rofl...i have an 8am spliff everyday...before i totter off to work ;)
 
I've cut down recently, hardly smoke any compared to a few years back, i think its spliff that makes it hard for me to quit too cos i'm always smoking baccy in them.

On 5 a day at the moment from 20 a day a few years back and im hoping to get that down to 2 a day before October
 
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