See he got banned for speeding there. I was wondering.. "Tevez..in Morecambe?" Seems like the explanation was a reserves game. Liked the idea of Tevez spending his spare time cruising around Morecambe though. What other incongruous Northern stuff could our foreign stars get up to? How about Sergio and family spending the night at the Tower Circus followed by a piss-up at Wetherspoons on the Golden Mile. Or Mario enjoying a pleasant afternoon hiking round Ambleside.