Tevez in Morecambe

"They don't bury the dead in Morecambe, they stand them up in bus stops"
They also sat them on benches on the promenade which was for the tourist brochures to make the town look very busy.
They did think of lying them out on the beach but realised that high tide would wash them out to sea.
 
Who'd 'ave thought that this Tevez conversation would have led to this bunch of gems?

“It's like a cemetery with lights … Stockport with sea … for excitement they go to the grocery store and watch the bacon slicer. Nice girl.” - Colin Crompton,
 
Who'd 'ave thought that this Tevez conversation would have led to this bunch of gems?

“It's like a cemetery with lights … Stockport with sea … for excitement they go to the grocery store and watch the bacon slicer. Nice girl.” - Colin Crompton,

They used to sit their babies on the bacon slicer but found they were getting a little behind with their orders!
 

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