Not claiming to be an ITK or anything but I think y'all might be impressed with this bit of insider info!
I have just got a summer transfer from ASDA Huddersfield to ASDA Eastlands. Done two shifts there now over the weekend and haven't seen Tevez once! Surely if he was signing today he would have done a preliminary test-run to make sure he knew his way to the stadium etc, but I can confirm that on 4 occasions now, I have driven past the stadium with no hint of Tevez!
Tevez not signing today: FACT!
(In fact I can't really lose, either he doesn't sign today and my ITK status rockets to parity with SpursMad321, and if he does, we get Tevez today, waiting is over and I make a new account on these forums to hide future ridicule!)