No but seriously, just imagine this
So gary you've signed carlos, took a while it may seem?
Gary - well yes it has dragged on abit, the main focus of this signing was getting the 1,000th page on his thread on bluemoon, i was sat there watching every post why eating weetabix and as soon as the 1,000 page come up i rang MH and he adressed the situation and contacted yourselves
Are you happy to sign carlos?
carlos - well yes of course, everday i have been looking at bluemoon thinking why wont these fuckers post more! when i saw the thread reach page 995 i told the wife to start the car and i was already on me way to mark house where i was welcomed with a can of stella.