Tevez shows off his beach body. . .

[Rammyblues]

Blackpool?

Nah no donkey shit on the beach. :-)

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

nowhere near as bad as he has been.

 

[kunaguero10]

he'll lose that in pre season, easy

 

[CC1]

You can't blame carlos for shagging about after looking at her every morning.

who`s your wife riding into the ground c/m

Me the same as your wife pal...

What do you have to pay them?

 

[Bellers_a_hero]

I do have to admit, I never expected his scar to go all the way to his chest. This could be a reason for his not so 'ripped' body, it is hard to tone the abs without affecting the pecs and doing this may hurt?

Not defending him lack of athleticism here, and he does remind me of that lad out of the only way is essex a bit!

 

[jrb]

Can somebody get a couple of tons of sand down to salford Quays quick.

Carlito and his family will feel more at home when they return next month.

Thank God they've missed all the bad weather.

 

[sergiokun]

Great player and this will be his first pre season with mancini so lets hope he can score 20+ next season. The comments at the bottom are bad and to be fair he has lost weight since he has been back. Good pre season under his belt Kia staying miles away it should all be fine

 

[Barcon]

he and his mrs must take extra precautions keeping the kids out of the limelight.

I was thinking the same thing when he paraded them around the pitch.

 

[Stoned Rose]

it is hard to tone the abs without affecting the pecs

Completely untrue mate.

 

[The perfect fumble]

it is hard to tone the abs without affecting the pecs

Completely untrue mate.

Sadly, I wouldn't know :-(