Tevez song - help me please

[Kenney_The_Blue]

sorry for being a bit thick but i couldnt make out the words of the tevez song we were singing on thursday.

All's i could make out was 'he has his head sowed on back 2 front' lol.

Anyone help me out?

 

[greenie]

his scars had said he'd lost his head tevez, tevez
you'll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez
you argie twat, u ugly ****,
they sewed ur head on back to front,
carlos tevez, herman munster head

 

[Kinky by name]

His neck scars prove he's swapped his head Tevez, Tevez.
He'll never get a bird in bed Tevez, Tevez,
The argie twat, the ugly ****,
They sewed his head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head


or summat like that

 

[mcfc_nick]

His neck scars prove he's swapped his head Tevez, Tevez.
He'll never get a bird in bed Tevez, Tevez,
The argie twat, the ugly ****,
They sewed his head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head


or summat like that

this^^^^^^^^^^

 

[ratherdeadthanred]

All fucking wrong jeez

the scar on his neck proves his lost his head Tevez Tevez
hell never shag a sexy bird Tevez Tevez
the argie twat the ugly **** they`ve sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez herman munster head

NA NA NA NA.............................

 

[WeaverWonderland]

sorry ratherdeadthanred it is his neck scars prove his lost his head tevez tevez

Some people just sing what the want it aint that hard i heard a guy singing youll never shag a sexy bird line twice ggrrhh

 

[BlueMooner87]

sorry ratherdeadthanred it is his neck scars prove his lost his head tevez tevez

Some people just sing what the want it aint that hard i heard a guy singing youll never shag a sexy bird line twice ggrrhh

correctemundo

 

[simonk]

tevez put the kettle on
tevez put the kettle on
tevez out the kettle on
not like that

 

[jpinblue]

his neck scar proved he lost his head, tevez tevez
you'll never get a bird in bed, tevez tevez
you argie twat you ugly ****, they sowed your face on back to front
carlos tevez, herman munster head

na na na na na na an ana naaa na naaaa

 

[Didsbury Dave]

All fucking wrong jeez

the scar on his neck proves his lost his head Tevez Tevez
hell never shag a sexy bird Tevez Tevez
the argie twat the ugly **** they`ve sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez herman munster head

NA NA NA NA.............................

Fucking hell, you're miles off

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I wish we'd drop this rip-off song.



I don't know why but it makes my arse clench with embarrassment hearing loads of sweaty blues getting the words wrong.

 

[felixbg]

All fucking wrong jeez

the scar on his neck proves his lost his head Tevez Tevez
hell never shag a sexy bird Tevez Tevez
the argie twat the ugly **** they`ve sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez herman munster head

NA NA NA NA.............................

VERY VERY WRONG ... it's the neck scars show he's lost his head, however our chavvy fans tend to just ignore this line and sing the secong line twice

 

[vonksbignose]

Ha, ha! We seem to be getting one of these threads every week now & every fucker has a different version of it!

Can we sticky the correct version or something to save time?

Its like bloody chinese whispers or something!

 

[WeaverWonderland]

his neck scar proved he lost his head, tevez tevez
you'll never get a bird in bed, tevez tevez
you argie twat you ugly ****, they sowed your face on back to front
carlos tevez, herman munster head

na na na na na na an ana naaa na naaaa

Another wrong answer!! Is it really that fucking hard????

 

[Pam]

Fergie is showing signs of coming to his senses re Tevez, more's the pity. Tevez starts against the red scouse today, apparently, and Berbatov has been dropped according to SSN.

 

[msix]

His neck scars prove he's swapped his head Tevez, Tevez.
He'll never get a bird in bed Tevez, Tevez,
The argie twat, the ugly ****,
They sewed his head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head


or summat like that

why is twat shown and **** blanked out lol

 

[uwerosler28]

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[Anonymous]

Funny song,granted-but why are we wasting breath we could use backing our own team singing about pug-ugly rags?

Doesn't make sense to me.
At the swamp yes,but at home....why?

 

[Pam]

I would like it if he became our Frankenstein instead of theirs.

 

[Anonymous]

I would like it if he became our Frankenstein instead of theirs.

Me too.That's exactly what I said to my mate on Thursday night.....

:-)