Tevez

[blueyorkie]

It's incredible how much upper body strength he has, I'm 6ft 2 and doubt I could hold off some of the defenders he does!

That's your problem mate, too tall. You need that low centre of gravity. Maradona was the same, just stuck his big arse out to keep defenders at bay.

I have that in common with Maradona, when i stick my arse out my Missus is kept at bay

 

[warhawkmoski]

Could not have asked anything more out of him, given his role in the squad tonight. Great shift by Carlos.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

That's your problem mate, too tall. You need that low centre of gravity. Maradona was the same, just stuck his big arse out to keep defenders at bay.

I have that in common with Maradona, when i stick my arse out my Missus is kept at bay

Have you tried wiping?