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[cantona01]

I know that when he was at united he had a preference for 'baps' - especially ones from greggs.

He may well complain about the lack of restaurants, but he is more than satisfied with the 10 Greggs in Manchester City Centre selling piping hot Steak Bakes

 

[Tuearts right boot]

(To the tune of yellow polka dot bikini, the Timmy Mallet Classic)

He was afraid to come out of the dugout
He was as nervous as he could be
He was afraid to come out of the dugout
He was afraid that summerbee would see
Two, three, four, tell the people whos that whore

He's just a melted faced Argentini
Wouldn't play for Bob Mancini
In the dugout he wanted to stay

He's just a melted faced Argentini
Wouldn't play for Bob Mancini
In the dugout he wanted to say

Two, three, four, money grabbing burnt faced whore.

 

[ell]

Just seen him walking round in a new black adidas jacket

 

[Lucky Toma]

'Kia, is it a barm or a muffin?'

 

[sweep]

With him being a complete ****, I'd imagine he calls it a muffin.

 

[Bill]

do you think he calls it a barm or a muffin.

wasn't allowed to ask him till kia got the £20.

 

[Challenger1978]

With him being a complete ****, I'd imagine he calls it a muffin.

This, only this.

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

A barm because he's fucking clueless

 

[u2fme2]

la wish hed fuck uff

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

With him being a complete ****, I'd imagine he calls it a muffin.

This, only this.

For me, only this!