Texas...

emptypockets said:
masterwig said:
I have a flag but can never find anything to fly it from. I'm Constantinople.

I keep getting stuck in my European Astra, I'M constantinople.

Fair play, pissed on my chips there.

My neighbour is loaded, compared to him I'm Norwich.
 
BimboBob said:
emptypockets said:
masterwig said:
I have a flag but can never find anything to fly it from. I'm Constantinople.

I keep getting stuck in my European Astra, I'M constantinople.

Thread finished.We have a winner.Howling over my keyboard here mate.

KENYA tell me why we should FINISH the thread
 
Had a real good VANCOUVER the missus' last night, she then put my COCKERMOUTH and had a real good MUNCH'ON my balls. It gave me COCKBURN so I got a bit wild and slapped her... She has a real bad BRUGE on her BACKSIDE this morning but hey I admit I'm a TWATT.

All genuine I think you'll find ;-)
 

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