As Sir Baconface correctly pointed out some years ago, the consequences of seemingly trivial contact on a football pitch can prove fatal.I think this is all a bit to early,
After all slippyG is sat in a hospital ward as we speak holding the hand of his brave little goalkeeper who had some nasty people run past him on sunday, & some even shouted rude things,
So please keep it respectfull untill the keeper has made a full recovery.
Is that the world’s largest thumb?I bet he had his post match speech all ready on 75 minutes. "Ermmm.....well I wanted to win today for Villa ( Lie) but of course I hope our result winning Liverpool the league today has in someway made up for my slip in 2014." He then hears chimes and turns to his coaching staff, "Ermmm what's that fucking noise it sounds like an ice cream van?"
The rest is history.
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Don't mention pancakes!!
Please divulgeHis missus loved the taste of Pancake batter.
Please divulge
Bit more juice, gerrard got some liverpool gangster to sort it out. Stephen Kinsella, he even ended up giving him a character reference in court. Same bloke was shot dead by the same man who killed Paul Massey which should tell you what hes involved in. Gerrards a 2 bit thugThe story involves Alex Curran and her illegal substance addiction which led her into the arms of a doorman/ dealer named Pancake who in supplying her with certain substances then ended up in her pants several times coincidentally around the time she fell pregnant with their first child. The FACT that pancake was rattling Curran is not even up for debate. He even has videos on his mobile of her in the bath!
However what makes the story funny is Gerrard's acceptance of the situation, rather than bin his slag of a missus he decides to stick with her and just throw money at the situation in the hope it goes away. Gerrard is rumoured to have spent hundreds of thousands of pounds to keep this story out of the press, still it must really hurt that prick when he plays Everton and thousands of blues are chanting "The baby's not yours...".
Gerrards attempts of keeping the story hidden even spread to the web were on certain football forums you will have your account deleted for a mention of the 'Gerrard story'.