I've just emailed the prick who set it up:
Peter
I am delighted that your petition has been so well received by the football supporters of this country. A spellcheck would have probably given you a little more credibility, but the fact that you have 350 signatures (as of now) will, I'm sure, be enough to move UEFA to action. Obviously the fact that 347 of those signatures are ridiculing you and your petition will be lost in translation when this is read in the corridors of power at UEFA.
Could I suggest that your next petition, on the assumption that this one is successful, could be to the Bank of England, asking them to formally cancel Liverpool FC's debt? Again, given LFC's history, this will surely be passed so maybe we could next move onto world peace or something.
Good luck, you are truly a man who is making a difference.