The ‘Beating You When Were Shit’ Thread

“We were there when we were shit”, surely.
That’s what we used to sing in reply to that. Well, it was ‘we were here when we were shit’.

‘Beating you…’ doesn’t make sense to the question being asked of us.

‘Where were you…?’
‘Beating you…’
‘Yeah, but we didn’t ask what were you doing, we asked “where were you…?”.’
 
Started off with a reply and then became more than the usual words:





115 charges! Cheats! Empty seats. Typed, chanted, and slung at us like shit.

Where’s your European Cup? One charge and you fucked it up. That feeling when the ball hits the net.

Is this a library? Empty seats on tour. Name your greatest hit.

It’s going to VAR. How much did you pay the referee? The head beaded in sweat.



Where were you when you were shit? Your fans are from London. Remember the first time as you emerged in the Kippax.

Who are you? Small town in Stockport. The away day journey debate.

Programmes, get your programmes. The ruined weekends piled in stacks.

That painful loss. Old Trafford rocking. Swallow me up by eight.



They let us down. Why the fuck are you still here? Football blighted.

Replays of 93:20 Magical cheats! Fresh air or an armchair.

Tension, glorious tension. Squeaky bum time. Love City, hate U****d.

Squashed in at trophy parades. Feels unfair. Just a sack of air.



The Old Black and Green, Steve Moore selling programmes, the Dias stand bouncing.

Editor’s deadline, adverts flowing, whistles blowing, and Abba playing loud.

Winter’s away days over land and sea – and Stretford or Llansantffraid for a trouncing.

The full time shriek and the roar of the faithful crowd.



The hugs with Paul Lake, the ground that did shake, the moments.

Sergio, Silva, and Kompany alongside Lee, Bell, and Summerbee.

Moments we did. Moments we didn’t. The newly built monuments.

Trautmann out-stretched, Bell on a stand, Book End it should be.



Years from now moments in the stands with mates, old and new.

Holding fanzines, that’s where we’ll be: stretching out cheering you.

Don’t go against your own. Play on. Play strong. Play in Blue and White.

But most of all, Boys In Blue Never give in: do it right.



So I published it too: The feeling.
 
I beg to differ. Under Stuart Pearce we were really shit. In reality, we were shit under quite a few managers. The one thing that was never shit was our support.
Totally agree with you Tony
Add under Alan F-cking Ball too.
But 1000's of us kept the faith and it's been repaid ten fold in recent times.
 
I’d rather the where were you when you were shit trope than the cheats one. The cheats one Just goes to prove the charges have had their desired impact.
 

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