The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[Petethemancinleeds]

Rule 108 one of the sniffer dogs on away fan duties at the Fulham home match fell asleep on duty .

 

[Combat Carl]

Rule 109: Sacking rag **** Hughes

 

[Ysabel 123]

Ruel 111: Peter Swales' wig

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Rule 110: The death of Phil Collins.

Subsection 110: The birth of Phil Collins.

 

[Barcon]

Subsection 110: The birth of Phil Collins.

Why always Phil?

 

[Eccles Blue]

Rule 111 Allowing a player to carry out a cup of coffee on the pitch so they couldn’t applaud the wrong end of the East Lancs Rd team pinching the PL trophy off us!

 

[Benarbia’s Backheel]

112 - Kaldoon was driving the car that killed Marley, from Marley and Me

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

(rule 113) paragraph 47, subsection D. Any football club having the temerity to finish above Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United in more than one consecutive season, will find themselves on the end of a witch hunt aimed at destroying said club.

Paragraph 47, subsection D. Was written in invisible ink, until such time it became relevant.

 

[blue is best]

Rule 114:- for claiming Steven Ireland is in fact superman.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Rule 112, subsection 49a: Loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing.
Rule 97: Smelling of foreign food.
Rule 96: Walking on the cracks in the pavement.
Rule 76, subsection 3, paragraph 4: Possession of curly black hair and thick lips.