(rule 113) paragraph 47, subsection D. Any football club having the temerity to finish above Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United in more than one consecutive season, will find themselves on the end of a witch hunt aimed at destroying said club.
Paragraph 47, subsection D. Was written in invisible ink, until such time it became relevant.
Rule 112, subsection 49a: Loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing.
Rule 97: Smelling of foreign food.
Rule 96: Walking on the cracks in the pavement.
Rule 76, subsection 3, paragraph 4: Possession of curly black hair and thick lips.