The accordian

[Wio Gumflapdinand]

Pretty sure I've seen Rolf Harris play the accordion, thus as with didgeridoos makes it a paedophile instrument just as a saxophone is the preferential instrument of sleazy creepy sexual deviants so making it also a fav of the musical paedo

 

[brass neck]

This stuff is great if you like a modern take on the tango. Can't inbed sorry

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