The alternate 100 charges thread

Manchester City have today received charges with regards to the safety of supporters.
It is alleged that on 23 October 2011 their behaviour that day had a MASSIVE amount fans running for the exits.
 
Manchester City have been charged with not doing enough to make Robert Hopkins be less homesick after his move from Birmingham City. Not one member of the playing squad or management team put on a Brummie accent. They are further charged with selling Manchester City and Rangers FC half and half hats in the same period.
 
346 blues have been charged with abusing photographs of Natalie Pike.
A stain on our character.
 
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Driving a coach into the path of mysterious projectiles that appeared out of nowhere on a jolly old day in lala land. Then having the audacity to blame the victimless.
At the same venue failing to collect donations of coins and saliva kindly donated by its regular inhabitants to the coaching staff of Manchester City
 
116 negligently giving rise to City in the Community doing good works in Manchester for over 30 years, thereby making our rag neighbours look completely selfish cunts by comparison

117 deliberately and knowingly playing the best football in the premier league era, and wilfully thereby consigning the wonderful red clubs to the runners up spot on six separate occasions

118 allowing Jackie to get her tits out on a regular basis for decades

119 allowing Hugh Ferret onto our pitch at half time



PS 119 is real
 
Not helping the rags with their ( never decreasing ) £500m debt, like good neighbours should !
 
Sure there’s a jay-z song about this.

Ninety nine problems but the pitch ain't one

If you having club problems I feel bad for you son

I got ninety nine problems but the pitch ain't one, hit me
 
Lavinda Past said:
It is alleged that a high ranking employee of Manchester City, a Mrs Bertina Bertison, in her position as assistant concourse sweeper, did knowingly and wilfully open a multipack of Coca Cola 300ml cans, at least one of which was subsequently sold to Mr D. Doodough-Dontdydough, an unwitting member of the public attending a football game held at the Etihad Stadium.
Such action was in clear contravention of a marking on said can that it was part of a multipack, and must not be sold individually.
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Brilliant!
 
(Chelmsford) rule 123: for wilfully not challenging public service funds to build more than 4 easily accessible (from a club stadium) tram stops, spread over 3 tram lines with mandatory doubles and having no infrastructure upgrades on match days, by limiting access to a single stop, on a single line, with compulsory singles , with unlimited infrastructure cancellations on match days.

Rule 123a: malicious and unprovoked use of the application of rule 123 by supporters from the ‘urlyleafers’ denomination
 
For not adding unauthorised Premier League ticketing website content links to the club page, to encourage freedom of choice.
 
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