The are we allowed the "it's quiet" thread yet? thread.

[Nails]

So we're signing Marquee Smith, legendary founder of The Fall? Does he track back?...

Arf!!

 

[bumbleblue]

I don't get why we have the same rows every window. Personally I love all the snippets and info people post. Don't care if it's shite or not it all adds to ameliorate the boredom whilst we wait for the season to start. The problem to my mind is not those who post bits of info but those who can't wait to have a go if said deal doesn't happen. Things fuck up , the third law of sod happens.. I learned years back to let it all come and go and see what happens and don't bet on transfers or city at all. I lost a tenner on Pogba last year haha. And the Kaka watch threads etc aged me about 10 years. Keep posting all our ITKs its entertainment. Some of us love it.

 

[Centurions]

I call bullshit.

Shouldn't that be fishshit?

 

[andyhinch]

I don't claim to be itk, but a few years back I built a block of flats and the Oldham chairman moved in. Told me he was going to make a few million as Micah was about to sign for the arsenal. Virtually got death threats when it didn't happen. I get the odd good snippet through apartments I rent out but am always retisant to post as pudge will be RIGHT ON ME !

You'd like that, pervert !!!! ;-)

 

[Centurions]

Awwwwh did I upset you..... anyway I hear if you put your dummy down and get your phone you can go find Aerodactyl someone near Old Trafford.......

Damn, you had me go Google Aerodactyl.

 

[BobKowalski]

Yep, he's a total fucking chancer, and whats worse is there were posters on here lost money on several transfer rumors because they were gullible enough to believe his waffles.

No one wants to stop anyone posting and guessing, but continuously trying to pass yourself off as having inside info from all your alleged contacts is a little needy, aint it. I honestly cannot remember him ever even coming close to getting one right. But if he fucks off for a year, there's a new batch of needy readers desperate to believe his spiel.

Anyone one willing to lay out cold hard cash on basis of something they read on an internet forum posted by someone they do not know needs to be having a strong word with themselves.

 

[manimanc]

Ajay mate I'll stick up for you. I hope what you said comes through and shuts people up. I don't know you from Adam and don't know your history about transfers but I'll give you a chance to back yourself up with your info.

 

[worsleyweb]

You'd like that, pervert !!!! ;-)

Don't forget the cucumber for the Sunderland game. (Is this a pm?)

 

[hilts]

 

[Idontpullout]

Well I don't usually do this as I don't like to get blues hopes up but

I was speaking to a guy who is very close to the club(Asda on Alan Turing Way) and he said city would be signing a couple of players this window as long as we could agree terms with the players and a fee with the selling clubs, I would appreciate it though if you didn't spread this around to protect my source.

He likes working on the fish counter so I don't want to fuck it up for him.

Remember you heard it here first.

Is it isco? Kaka? De rossi?

 

[andyhinch]

Don't forget the cucumber for the Sunderland game. (Is this a pm?)

Think so, how could I forget ;-)

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Newsflash; this lad has tripped himself up so many times in the past it's not funny. Stuff like saying "3 this weekend" and then no one signs for a month. Many a time. He's a complete charlatan but for some reason some on here think he actually got one right at some stage, mainly because he'd piggyback off Spursmad or Tolmie with a vague "this is also what my sources tell me" or such nonsense. He's probably Indy Kaila ffs.

And yet he's given information to a number of people, myself, Tolm etc and its checked out.... I'm guessing you're one of the guys who lost money?? I don't think it bothers anyone with regards to your opinion, it's how it's delivered, remember it's the Internet!!!

 

[hilts]

Is it isco? Kaka? De rossi?

I really can't say fella not fair on my source, all the clues are in the video though

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Well I don't usually do this as I don't like to get blues hopes up but

I was speaking to a guy who is very close to the club(Asda on Alan Turing Way) and he said city would be signing a couple of players this window as long as we could agree terms with the players and a fee with the selling clubs, I would appreciate it though if you didn't spread this around to protect my source.

He likes working on the fish counter so I don't want to fuck it up for him.

Remember you heard it here first.

Lies. We all know the Asda source is in the bakery....

 

[hilts]

I call bullshit.

You're gonna look pretty silly come the end of the transfer window trust me, unless they all fall through of course but that is not my sources fault.

These are all done deals(with the exception of the actual signing bit)

 

[slicky202]

If anyone takes a man they don't know 's word as gospel and put bets on off the back of his info is a idiot.

 

[1961_vintage]

You're gonna look pretty silly come the end of the transfer window trust me, unless they all fall through of course but that is not my sources fault. These are all done deals(with the exception of the actual signing bit)

Cheers mate. I've stuck a grand on at 100-1 and have an appointment with the tattooist 1st thing tomorrow.

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

You really are upset arnt you!

Why not meet me on the 13th I will be arriving fairly early and can say hello just before me and the other UAE Group are shown through to our seats..... I would love to give you a hug

You haven't upset me at all pal.

I just don't want to see new posters falling for it and losing money like some did before thanks to the supposed insider info.

If you want to come on and speculate and guess, have at it buddy. But posting what you post is misleading.

Anyone can get itk info. I've had 3 occasions in recent years and I'm sat in Dublin with no ties to football. Only last week I had 24 hours of itk stuff about Messi of all people. But heard nothing of any merit other than something fairly obvious, so didn't try and say I did. I got inside info about a friendly game a few hours before it was publicly confirmed last year and passed it on to a few on here. My biggest inside info was during the Dublin Super Cup when I saw Sneijder basically begging for us to sign him and shun his Inter team mates to hang out with our squad for 2 days. I had photos, heard him doing it and had a squad member confirm it to me. But guess what? We never even made a move for the guy.

So these things can swing wildly and you can think you have something solid, but you really, really dont. Acting like you've some illuminati esque secret gets some gullible folk over excited and they can be easily parted from their cash thanks to taking you at your word.

It has happened on here and will continue to no doubt.

You said a few posts back you never claimed to be ITK, then started up again.

Maybe just choose your wording a little better as there's folk on here actually think you have something worth saying.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You're gonna look pretty silly come the end of the transfer window trust me, unless they all fall through of course but that is not my sources fault.

These are all done deals(with the exception of the actual signing bit)

Well if we sign anyone between now and September I'm going to look pretty silly and yes, I will apologise. I might even run down Market Street tackle-out.

 

[SWP's back]

Yep, he's a total fucking chancer, and whats worse is there were posters on here lost money on several transfer rumors because they were gullible enough to believe his waffles.

Then they are fucking idiots.