The way this pitch is going, we may have enough now, if these 2 bat for an hour it could well be well out of the convicts reach. There is this revolutionary tactic I have for pitches like this, one which 'modern' cricket methods dont always adhere to, and its bowl at the fucking stumps!! I think it was the second test vs the Kiwis, we had 2% of the deliveries from the seamers hitting the stumps and went a whole session without 1 ball that would have hit the stumps according to Hawkeye.
Fuck off Australia. Come on England.