Wheelsy
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Go on, have a go.
What are we good for, apart from taking your criminals and your sports trophies?
What are we good for, apart from taking your criminals and your sports trophies?
The Australians...
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paddystyle
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good move,getting in there first
Zubrman
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This made me laugh:
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jimharri
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Classic move by Wheelsy there. Draw the opponents' sting; leave him with nothing to beat you with.
jimharri
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Don't actually mind the Aussies too much;
Apart from when they're beating us at the cricket!
Apart from when they're beating us at the cricket!
paddystyle
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Not another one? Jeez, you're worse than me Paddy. At least I try to stick to one fantasy girl. Try the bromidejimharri said:Don't actually mind the Aussies too much;
Apart from when they're beating us at the cricket!
jimharri
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Weeellll; the obvious one isn't Australian, and as for the bromide? I've taken that much of the stuff, , I've become immune to the stuff!! Anyway Paddy, I presume your response means you wouldn't?paddystyle said:Not another one? Jeez, you're worse than me Paddy. At least I try to stick to one fantasy girl. Try the bromidejimharri said:Don't actually mind the Aussies too much;
Apart from when they're beating us at the cricket!
paddystyle
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i'm putting it down to the bromide,you so highly recommendedjimharri said:Weeellll; the obvious one isn't Australian, and as for the bromide? I've taken that much of the stuff, , I've become immune to the stuff!! Anyway Paddy, I presume your response means you wouldn't?paddystyle said:Not another one? Jeez, you're worse than me Paddy. At least I try to stick to one fantasy girl. Try the bromidejimharri said:Don't actually mind the Aussies too much;
Apart from when they're beating us at the cricket!
jimharri
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Then again..........
Not 'alf!!
Not 'alf!!
paddystyle
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on that note i'm away too bed,shockingjimharri said:Then again..........
Not 'alf!!
jimharri
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Goodnight......Possum!
Wheelsy
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You'll be thinking of that tonight you dirty bastard.paddystyle said:on that note i'm away too bed,shockingjimharri said:Then again..........
Not 'alf!!
jimharri
Moderator
Damn right! In praise of the older woman. Sorry? You what? She isn't actually a woman? You're shitting me!
AustinBlue
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A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palate but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.
Black Stump Bordeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavored Burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines. Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn. Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favorably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule. Eight bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.
Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old & Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.
Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends. Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit
Black Stump Bordeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavored Burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines. Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn. Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favorably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule. Eight bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.
Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old & Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.
Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends. Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit
jimharri
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Well, he never calls to my house; so you tell me!blue John said: