The Barber

[Mifred]

Catching people like this should be priority number one.

Great response Buzzing

 

[Peely01]

Point being is, you could pack a lot of Semtex inside the casing of a shaver that size piss poor security in MHO.

 

[give it to gordon]

Point being is, you could pack a lot of Semtex inside the casing of a shaver that size piss poor security in MHO.

The club has a duty of care to us fans. It's shocking that his razor got past security

 

[Gordyola]

He said he was a friend of bobb

 

[ninjamonkey]

Heard a rumor that a bald **** wearing skin tight beanie had smuggled a rubber dildo.Hopefully that’s not you.

No not me, I'm not bald.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Catching people like this should be priority number one.

It’s all down to the colour of his skin fade.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

He sleeps there and ordered it from Amazon?

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

I feel like I'm missing the joke what the fuck are you all on about

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I feel like I'm missing the joke what the fuck are you all on about

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

 

[Barcon]

Attention seeking fuckwhit. He'll be glueing his bollocks to a cat on tik tok next week.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I've no problem with this, as long as they keep them at the back and sides of the stands.

 

[eyalluvitt]

He was at the Como-ver game earlier today with Bobby Charlton

 

[1961_vintage]

Probably bought the Nicky Clarke premium package.

All adds money into the club’s coiffeurs.

The Club wants to try and re-create the authentic Bluemoon matchday thread experience for tourists.

For just £1,894 (+VAT) you too can be well and truly clarkied in the comfort of your seat.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Did he smuggle the clippers in up his arse. Would've loved them to have switched on at that point

 

[bladdered]

BREAKING NEWS:
City have released details of the new 2025/26 season card prices.
All areas will be subject to a 5-10% price increase.
A new 'Clipper Card' will be available though if you you can't afford that but bring yer own shears.

 

[Mifred]

BREAKING NEWS:
City have released details of the new 2025/26 season card prices.
All areas will be subject to a 5-10% price increase.
A new 'Clipper Card' will be available though if you you can't afford that but bring yer own shears.

Caught me off guard

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Has the club given any feed back as to how he got tickets in among City fans and how his trimmer got past security ?

He knows a short cut.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Probably got his ticket off a scalper

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Read this whole thread and i have no idea what anybody is talking about!