It's OK, it's all sorted. Desperate times call for desperate measures and, insprired by the tales of the Thai monks who have won the title for Leciester, I have today done two things: first, been round to my local temple where the monks prayed for City to finish in 4th place and for United to fall on their arses and, second, arranged for some "dark" monks in Burma to put a black magic spell on the United players. They now have no chance of winning their last two games and we are safe in fourth place. Cost me a few donations, but rest easy. You can thank me in the weekend :)