The bias is in Canada too!

Like the joke says . . . . Canadians could have had it all . . . . British culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead they have British cuisine, French technology and American culture. Oh, Canada.
 
colinbellsballboy said:
Barcon said:
colinbellsballboy said:
Bagged Milk? Milk in a Bag?...shakes head.

You prefer it straight from the bull?
Nah,from the bockle.

About time someone spelt bockle properly. Same as hospickle cos I was about to frockle somebody.
As regards those frog loving,garlic smelling,maple syrup eating and labatts drinking wanna be americans really but wont admit it fuck em we know the truth and thats what counts
 
acquiesce said:
Like the joke says . . . . Canadians could have had it all . . . . British culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead they have British cuisine, French technology and American culture. Oh, Canada.
Lol!
 
TCIB said:
Do we invade ?

It will be a long and protracted offensive i predict.

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Don't mess with Cannada they have a secret army of rabid Beavers that will give you a nasty nip.
 
It was Jerry Sadowitz who once said something along the lines of...

...I f@cking hate you Canadians, half of you speak French and the other half let them...

I think it was the Montreal comedy festival where he got decked onstage by an audience member after only saying 3 words. To be fair they were "hello moose f@ckers"
 
The hatred I have for the French stems mainly from the fact that I have lived in Canada for over 30 years. Maple syrup drizzled beaver is indeed a delicacy and what's wrong with fucking a moose. And whilst we're on the subject of stereotyping, when I lived in sunny Manc, I had a ferret. If you want a comparison of the Canada and the U.S, go to Niagra falls and take a look at the Canadian falls, and then the American falls. This pretty much sums it up.
 
Canada! One of the most bizarre places on the planet. 50% of you speak French and the other 50% let you get away with it.

...Edit...

Just saw an earlier post regarding the Jerry Saddowitz quote above. It was this quote that got him knocked out and not "good evening moose fuckers" which to be fair is a mighty fine opening gambit in itself.

Anyway, to all our Canadian Blues...

Take off, hosers!
 

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