The ''Blue Moon Off Topic Inn'' is open

[toby]

Have been gasping since 9.20 thankfully your here now[/quote]

Sorry darling, here you go

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cheers you cant beat nobbys nuts[/quote]

You been sat here waiting all on your own?[/quote]

yesss

 

[Bluebird1]

i have got i.d ill have 2 stellas a southern comfort and lemonade and a suggestion of a nice brass house?

Could I see your ID please?

 

[Bluemoon115]

So here's the situation, I havn't spoken to this girl for a couple of months, and she's just been finished by her boyfriend, and shes started texting me.

Now, heres your opportunity to shape the futre, what cheesy chat-up line should I use on her? ;-P

 

[Scottyboi]

So here's the situation, I havn't spoken to this girl for a couple of months, and she's just been finished by her boyfriend, and shes started texting me.

Now, heres your opportunity to shape the futre, what cheesy chat-up line should I use on her? ;-P

if i buy you a drink will you spit on my dick..........some hr girl at my work had that said to her in sale try it?

 

[Bluemoon115]

So here's the situation, I havn't spoken to this girl for a couple of months, and she's just been finished by her boyfriend, and shes started texting me.

Now, heres your opportunity to shape the futre, what cheesy chat-up line should I use on her? ;-P

if i buy you a drink will you spit on my dick..........some hr girl at my work had that said to her in sale try it?

Wrong kind of cheesy, but thanks for the input :)

*puts suggestion in maybe pile*

 

[Scottyboi]

So here's the situation, I havn't spoken to this girl for a couple of months, and she's just been finished by her boyfriend, and shes started texting me.

Now, heres your opportunity to shape the futre, what cheesy chat-up line should I use on her? ;-P

if i buy you a drink will you spit on my dick..........some hr girl at my work had that said to her in sale try it?

Wrong kind of cheesy, but thanks for the input :)

*puts suggestion in maybe pile*

exsuse me love can i smell your fanny...if she says yes then result if no then reply... must be your feet then :)

 

[Bluebird1]

Have been gasping since 9.20 thankfully your here now

Sorry darling, here you go

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cheers you cant beat nobbys nuts[/quote]

You been sat here waiting all on your own?[/quote]

yesss[/quote]

Aw bless, never mind seems like we're filling up now

 

[toby]

So here's the situation, I havn't spoken to this girl for a couple of months, and she's just been finished by her boyfriend, and shes started texting me.

Now, heres your opportunity to shape the futre, what cheesy chat-up line should I use on her? ;-P

if i buy you a drink will you spit on my dick..........some hr girl at my work had that said to her in sale try it?

Wrong kind of cheesy, but thanks for the input :)

*puts suggestion in maybe pile*

exsuse me love can i smell your fanny...if she says yes then result if no then reply... must be your feet then :)

ha ha ha PMSL

 

[Bluebird1]

So here's the situation, I havn't spoken to this girl for a couple of months, and she's just been finished by her boyfriend, and shes started texting me.

Now, heres your opportunity to shape the futre, what cheesy chat-up line should I use on her? ;-P

if i buy you a drink will you spit on my dick..........some hr girl at my work had that said to her in sale try it?

Wrong kind of cheesy, but thanks for the input :)

*puts suggestion in maybe pile*

exsuse me love can i smell your fanny...if she says yes then result if no then reply... must be your feet then :)

 

[Scottyboi]

So here's the situation, I havn't spoken to this girl for a couple of months, and she's just been finished by her boyfriend, and shes started texting me.

Now, heres your opportunity to shape the futre, what cheesy chat-up line should I use on her? ;-P

if i buy you a drink will you spit on my dick..........some hr girl at my work had that said to her in sale try it?

Wrong kind of cheesy, but thanks for the input :)

*puts suggestion in maybe pile*

exsuse me love can i smell your fanny...if she says yes then result if no then reply... must be your feet then :)

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take it you have smelly feet :)