I've never heard of Wussy - but I enjoyed that. And love the comment she makes about choosing the name "It looks good on a t-shirt." :-)
Suede - meh. I do like the first seven lines
Like a cause without a martyr,
Like an effigy of balsa,
Like a hairline crack in a radiator,
Leaking life
I shout out but it just spins faster,
I'd crawl out but my knees are water,
I cling on by my nails to this sweet disaster
Someone had a great poetry idea - create metaphors and then building on them in the following lines - cause/shout, effigy/crawl, crack/disaster
and then didn't know where to go with it or build on it - so stuck it on the front of something else - and then tries to pick it up again in the last stanza - but gets stuck on two ideas and does nothing with the third.