The bold predictions thread.

sergiokun said:
Man city win title again
man city win Carling cup
rags win fa cup
Madrid win champions league
We crash out in last 16 of champions league to an English team
swansea reading and west ham go down
Blackburn blackpool wolves come up
rogers will get sacked by January
Not possible
 
Roberto in pre match interview will say every time there are no easy games in the premiership this game is important and difficult.
Chelsea to win title
Real Madrid CL
We will win the COC
Spurs won't finish top four
Bolton to go down.
 
City to sign Javi Martinez and any pacey Winger. No need to sign a replacement for Silva if he gets injured/tired(remember how that cost us last season) because
Nasri will finally become comfortable with the team and be able to fill the void of Silva's Magic when Silva is absent.
Man City will retain the title, and be undefeated.
Aguero will be league's player with most goals.
Silva will be be the league's player with most assists.
Yaya to rip apart any Opponent's midfield again.
City will find a way to get past the teams that park the bus.
City will be able to win at Stoke away and Everton Away.
Balotelli to grow up and be league's player with second most goals.
Dzeko will be on fire again at the start of the season, AND be able to retain his confidence when he's not starting.
City will thrash United Home and Away.
City will make the CL quarters.
United will not get past CL Group stage, and will get knocked out of Europa as soon as they could be.
Chelsea finish second in the league, Hazzard will flop, Torres will some what regain his Liverpool form.
Arsenal finish third in the league, Van Persie will stay + get a 2 month injury.
Newcastle finish fourth in the league, Cisse will be a goal scoring monster again, but will lose form in the last 10 weeks of the season. Ba to score more goals than Cisse and be the league's player with third most goals, Cisse fourth most goals.
Scholes + Giggs to sign another 1 year deal at the end of the season.
Barcelona to still be able to play Tika Taka, but not quite as good since Pep left. Will lose the leauge to Real AGAIN.
Messi to score 80+ goals in La Liga.
Barcelona to make CL final, but lose to a surprising Juve.(Park that Titanic)

Random Predictions:

City fans will make up new songs, and will be SUNG during games, for: Yaya, Aguero, Silva, Nasri, Kompany, Hart, Dzeko, and Balotelli

Silva will be filmed speaking english.
 
We will win the league and the Carling Cup.
Liverpool win win the FA Cup.
Chelsea will be runners up, united will be 3rd and Arsenal 4th.
Bayern Munich will win the CL at Wembley. We'll reach the last 8.
Norwich, Saints and Reading will go down.
Forest,Wolves and Bolton to get promoted from the Championship.
Ferguson will retire at the end of the season along with Giggs and Scholes.
united will stop singing that Inspiral Carpets tune.
 
City do the double

Rags win fuck all again

Chelsea sack RDM

Arsenal finish outside CL places

Liverpool finish behind Everton and Rogers gets sacked

Villa get relegated
 
Arsenal to finish outside the top 4, even if RVP stays.

Messi to score less than 30 goals in La Liga

Newcastle to finish 7th - 9th place

United to win the FA Cup, unless they meet City

City to win the league.

Villa to get relegated

Spurs to make the final CL place.

Balotelli to have at least 3 high profile incidents in the paper over the season, off the pitch.
 
City win the league on 95 points with over 100 goals and also the CC
Chelsea 2nd, rags 3rd, Spuds 4th
Reading, Swansea and West Brom to go down.
Chelsea win FA cup
Madrid win CL, beating us in SF
The Scottish piss can retires
SPL goes bankrupt
I win the European lottery
I die within 3 months after an overdose of cocaine and Grey Goose with pox ridden genitals and general Bad Cat Aids.
 
Top 4 will look like this: City, Chelsea, Rags, Liverpool

Aston Villa or West Brom will be relegated, along with Swansea & Reading

Torres and Balotelli and Aguero will be fighting over the golden boot

There will be a 10 point gap or more between us and the rags

Rooney wont score more than 17 goals

A big signing will be coming to us at the end of this month

We'll be knocked out in the Semi Finals of the CL
 
Brendan Rogers will not turn Carroll, Henderson and Adam into world beaters but no blame will fall at the feet of King Kenny Kuntibollocks.

If Kagawa scores 5 goals in the first couple of months the media will be comparing him to Ronaldo, Cantona, Pele, Jesus Christ and errr Scholes before he hit 40.

We will piss the Title.
 
City will win the league again.

Aguero will be top goalscorer with 32 league goals.

Newcastle will fail to continue on last season's performance and finish in 9th place.

Torres will score 20 league goals.

Hazard will be terrible in his first season.

Wigan will make another great escape.

Swansea and Norwich will be relegated.
 

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