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The boy stood on the burning deck..
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TTTCITYBHOY
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Mary had a little lamb,
it never stopped it's gruntin,
she took it up a country lane,
and kicked it's fukncunt in..
it never stopped it's gruntin,
she took it up a country lane,
and kicked it's fukncunt in..
BlueinCumbria
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i've just woke up and read this thread
the quality is so poor i wish i'd stayed in bed
i need a wee wee but i've got a little wood
i need to cut the grass but there's so much wet mud
i've made this up as i've gone along
missus is shouting, think she wants some tongue
i may go and give her a little spank
or should i sit here and have a nice long...................cup of tea
the quality is so poor i wish i'd stayed in bed
i need a wee wee but i've got a little wood
i need to cut the grass but there's so much wet mud
i've made this up as i've gone along
missus is shouting, think she wants some tongue
i may go and give her a little spank
or should i sit here and have a nice long...................cup of tea
manclad
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As I was walking past St. Pauls,
A woman grabbed me by the arm,
She said you are a man of luck,
Come inside have a ham sandwich,
Tuppence,Threpence,or a Bob,
Depending on the size of your appettite.
A woman grabbed me by the arm,
She said you are a man of luck,
Come inside have a ham sandwich,
Tuppence,Threpence,or a Bob,
Depending on the size of your appettite.
Cellarite
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the captain's wife was mable,
by christ, and she was able,
to give the crew,
their daily screw,
upon the kitchen table.
by christ, and she was able,
to give the crew,
their daily screw,
upon the kitchen table.
bun shop blue
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there was a young lady from trim
who had an enormously large hairy quim
it wasn't the shear size
that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung round the rim
who had an enormously large hairy quim
it wasn't the shear size
that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung round the rim
monkey-trousers
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BlueinCumbria, I've had a similar morning...
When I first woke on this fine morn,
I came downstairs to watch some porn,
But when I thought "I'll tug my plum",
Who woke up? my youngest son,
I admit to feeling quite surprised,
The blonde duo were 'minimized',
So here I sit at my pc,
Deleting all my history,
Frustrated, because once again,
I got caught trying to 'ease my pain'
But what is man supposed to do?
It's not the same sat on the loo.
fbloke... please don't show this to your mum.
When I first woke on this fine morn,
I came downstairs to watch some porn,
But when I thought "I'll tug my plum",
Who woke up? my youngest son,
I admit to feeling quite surprised,
The blonde duo were 'minimized',
So here I sit at my pc,
Deleting all my history,
Frustrated, because once again,
I got caught trying to 'ease my pain'
But what is man supposed to do?
It's not the same sat on the loo.
fbloke... please don't show this to your mum.
JULES
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there was a young man from brum
who shagged his wife up the bum
he howled with delight
as he ploughed through the shyte
then he filled he intestines with come
who shagged his wife up the bum
he howled with delight
as he ploughed through the shyte
then he filled he intestines with come
manclad
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There was a young girl from Weshoughton,
Who had one great big tit,and one short un,
And on top of all that,
A big hairy twat,
And a fart like a 500 Norton.
Who had one great big tit,and one short un,
And on top of all that,
A big hairy twat,
And a fart like a 500 Norton.