The City bingo card

[JRockBlues]

Bigger squad than anyone else (even though squad limis are same for everyone).

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

It'd make an amusing alternative to Monopoly.

You land on 'Chance' - Go back to Ashton Old Road, do not pass Mary D's, do not collect yer Uefa winnings and yer next game to a newly promoted side is a 0-3 reverse.

Community Chest - your owner has been found guilty of 'financial doping'! Miss two games (both 0-5 reverses) and pay each team £50m, and any team with a double 'o' in their name will receive double and access to your scouting information.

You land on JAIL - Go to JAIL. Do not pass the ball, go directly to Jail, and Dan Roan will be appointed as your Press Officer until St Bruno of Fernandes has scored fifty penalties.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Ground is too big
No fans
Chequebook Manager
Paid off CAS, FFP, UEFA
Sheikh pays for the empty seats
Disrespect other clubs if we score more than 3
Never be as big as the rags and dippers
Never won Chumps League
All sponsors are shiekhs mates



What a shame..
Suck it up you fkin jealous cnuts..!

 

[goatinho]

stockport

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Never produce our own players
Foden should be playing 90mins every week
Foden should move on (My particular favourite)
Sancho will be the greatest player ever
Sane wasn’t played so effed off
Only existed since 2008
Never won a trophy before then

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Another thread on this?

Typical amnesia.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Bald fraud

 

[mancityvstoke]

Another thread on this?

Typical amnesia.

yeah......the actual bingo card was good.

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

Do you take bungs

 

[laserblue]

When the oil runs out.