The Conservative Party

Conservative MP:
"Minister, is it true that if we don't support this motion then we will lose the whip?"

Minister:
"That's something for party managers"

The MP is furious at that cop-out answer, and openly so.
 
I can't understand why Tories and Scousers don't get on.
Nothing is ever their fault. (Check)
They get an unfair deal from the media. (Check)
They are deluded and believe in fairy tales. (Check)
They always claim not to have any money. (Check)

Oh the Tories and the Scousers should be friends,
The Tories and the Scousers should be friends,
Tories brown-nose Lizzie Truss,
Scousers like to wreck a bus,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends.
Learn your history.
The red scouse were formed by a Tory
 

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