The Conservative Party

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Things can only get wetter.

 

[Kinkybyname]

so now all will be healed or...

if it goes well, the tories will claim its because they were getting stuff under control

if it turns to shit labour will say cos they inherited a disaster
Wavy Davey will look like the missing link gurning on the sidelines

the greens will chain themselves to petrol pumps and warn of imminent destruction

there will be riots in the summer... but not if its pissing down

and Vennells caught a lucky headline break

 

[discopop]

Pathetic fucking scrote

 

[cleavers]

He is getting soaked lol

He'll be needing a new suit.

 

[kaz7]

Labour have no plan , fuck off

 

[Blue and true]

Hats off to whoever started that music. And he's piss wrapped. Brilliant.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Ten likes mate. Drippy wet hopeless inaction man in every sense.
Badger everyone you know to sort their voter ID out.

 

[Kinkybyname]

so now all will be healed or...

if it goes well, the tories will claim its because they were getting stuff under control

if it turns to shit labour will say cos they inherited a disaster
Wavy Davey will look like the missing link gurning on the sidelines

the greens will chain themselves to petrol pumps and warn of imminent destruction

there will be riots in the summer... but not if its pissing down

and Vennells caught a lucky headline break

and we'll all buy a return ticket again in 3-5 years' time

 

[bluethrunthru]

He'll be needing a new suit.

Nah - like all his clothes its "shrink to fit" - this one is being run in

 

[Toney’s bookie]

Does even he himself believe a word he's saying?