The Daddy of all "Typical City" moments is coming up

Didsbury Dave

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I can feel it. I can sense it.

We've all got just that bit too used to things working out....as expected.

What the hell happened to "Typical City"? We played an inferior team in the cup final. And won. We finally went to Old Trafford with a better team than United..and hammered them. We played for fourth place, and got third.

It could be argued the last great "Typical City" moment was going to Wembley in poor form to play a Man Utd team in good form, playing badly for half an hour, riding our luck, and then dominating the game and ruining their treble. I don't think we've really had one since then.

I tell you now, one's coming. We're all just that bit too complacent with our team full of stars, and the predictability of our results. And I can just tell it's going to be the biggest one of all, the stakes are so high this year. It could be one of those Paul Dickov/Shaun Goater/Ya Ya Toure moments of pure City gold, where the stars align, god looks down and smiles and the blue moon rises, sending shivers down the spine. OR it could be one of those Jamie Pollock/Paul Scholes/Alan Ball moments of pure horror, where a swarm of evil demons is unleashed in the flick of a boot. Where the world ends with a swift, hard kick in the groin.

Let's have your predictions, please...what's this season's Typical City moment going to be?

I'm going for:

We come from behind to beat Man United with a last minute 30 yard winner from Balotelli in front of a delirious crowd to go 5 points clear with two games remaining.

Then we get paralised with nerves, lose to Newcastle 1-0 and are 1-0 down to QPR. Then with 82 minutes on the clock, in sheer desperation we introduce Tevez who goes one on one with the keeper . He scores, sending us all into ecstacy.

(Or maybe he hits the post)

Guesses please, ladies and gentlemen.....?
 
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But yeah it could happen
 
My feeling is the same as yours Dave with regards to beating the scum and then dropping points against Newcastle and QPR.

Failing that, going 3-0 up against the scum with 20mins to go and losing 4-3. I just can't accept that it's in our own hands to win the league without us doing our best to fuck things up. This just doesn't happen to us.
 
nevilletogoater-in said:
My feeling is the same as yours Dave with regards to beating the scum and then dropping points against Newcastle and QPR.

Failing that, going 3-0 up against the scum with 20mins to go and losing 4-3. I just can't accept that it's in our own hands to win the league without us doing our best to fuck things up. This just doesn't happen to us.

But it could just as easily be the other way round, that's the exciting thing now.

Beating them to win the league on the same day. Imagine being offered that 5 years ago. Or 10, or 20 even. That's the stuff of dreams! That could eclipse Dickov's equaliser.
 
the typical city moment happened on Tuesday but hasn't had time to take effect. Tevez will cause that much unrest and squabbling that we'll Fuck the league up, you only had to look at that picture of Aguero pretending to be a dog and tevez pissing his sides to realise what upheaval the **** will bring! People thing he could win us the league but personally i think he's more likely to lose it for us.
 
It all comes down to the rags game, we are 2 points clear and a win will more or less clinch it, a draw and we are still in the box seat.

It's a tight game and they are really up for it and are pinging the ball all over the place and we are rocking. We go 1-0 down but hang on until half time.

2nd half is much better with us on the front foot. For 45 minutes we go at them but can't break through. Until in the 90th minute Balotelli breaks into their penalty area and is fouled by horse face. Penalty!!!

The stadium falls silent. Balo composes himself, does his normal stuttering run up, shoots... and de Gay saves it to his right.

Balo's first ever miss and the Rags have won. 1 point ahead with 2 games left.
 

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