The Death Clock

[Gray]

March 2040, I bloody hope I don't last that long.

 

[Sir peace frog]

2057,fucking doubt that

 

[tregyblue61]

I had 2 goes:

I died in 1998 and then, 2nd time round, I died in 2015.

There's hope for me then!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Says my clogs pop in 2037. I'll be 72 if I make it that long. I won't be eating copious amounts of salad, mung beans cauliflower rice, tofu and fuckin' keenwa or whatever the fuck it's called and spelt. All this type of bland fodder to try and eek out a few more years in a world the state it's in for what, longevity?

No thank you.

Buttered toast, pies ale and cigarettes for me and I'll continue rolling my death dice daily Mr Grim Reaper, if it's ok with you.

I do try and eat healthier than I did as it happens, but....

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Fcuking hell!

It says I've got 25 more years of this shit to put up with :(

Might start smoking again and eating loads of fatty food, haven't got the balls to commit suicide so protracted suicide it is then

 

[mcfcinprague]

I died 10 years ago, that's made me feel much better!

 

[Bill Walker]

Fuckers, just over 17 years to go, perversely a month after my mortgage will be paid off... Hmm

Bummer..

 

[idahoblues]

Says my clogs pop in 2037. I'll be 72 if I make it that long. I won't be eating copious amounts of salad, mung beans cauliflower rice, tofu and fuckin' keenwa or whatever the fuck it's called and spelt. All this type of bland fodder to try and eek out a few more years in a world the state it's in for what, longevity?

No thank you.

Buttered toast, pies ale and cigarettes for me and I'll continue rolling my death dice daily Mr Grim Reaper, if it's ok with you.

I do try and eat healthier than I did as it happens, but....

I'd hardly call Alf healthy eating

 

[xgorton]

Fuck sake January 2021,will I see City again ?

 

[Stoned Rose]

45 years left apparently.

Imagine how mad it would be if we all knew when we were going to die.

That would be a proper head crusher.