gordondaviesmoustache
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zangatangring said:gordondaviesmoustache said:It is the hallmark of someone of intelligence that they can put their message across powerfully in plain, accessible English without feeling the need to resort to unnecessary and pretentious words.
Everyone likes to show of their vocabulary from time to time, but not to the point where it makes you look like a tit.
Sorry :-(. i guess i must be stupid then...
I don't think I actually said that now, did I?<br /><br />-- Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:04 pm --<br /><br />
nijinsky's fetlocks said:gordondaviesmoustache said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:So i'm right - the answer was creosote.
I fucking knew it was.
I just had to re-read Proust's A La Recherche Du Temps Perdu,check Sky Sports News and have a quick wank before I replied.
I hate this silly modern fetish for claiming that tacky,shite modern culture is tantamount to creative genius,because it just fucking isn't.
N-Dubz isn't fucking Shakespeare.
Kerry Katona is not Simone De Beauvoir.
And Damon Fucking Allbran is not fucking anything other than a talentless Mockney twat.
The next person who suggests to me that Jeffrey Archer is the Dostoyevsky of his age because he wrote about crime and punishment can suck on my cheesy bell end.
I have also just run out of Shiraz,so fuck the lot of you.
I always enjoy reading a Jeffrey Archer. It is, alongside 'Take Me Out', one of my guilty pleasures. But I agree he aint no Dostoyevsky. Although they've both been to prison and written about it too IIRC.
Someone had a go at me for saying that Barbara Cartland novels were aimed at fucking idiots,and they rightly pointed out that I had never read one.
So I did,and now I know they are aimed at fucking idiots.
I have no idea whatsoever what my point is here.
I am now drinking a bottle of Advocaat,and expect to be sick shortly.
Jeffrey Archer is a great story teller. Doesn't stretch your brain, but if you want something light to read on a 5 hour plane journey it's perfect.