The FOC thread.

citymacc said:
At what age do you accept people onto this FOC's thread?...and do we have to go through any kind of
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I propose the following
60-65 Junior FOC (my category)
66-70 Mainstream FOC
71-75 Senior FOC
76-80 Grandmaster FOC
80+ @oakiecokie FOC

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noseve said:
I think it's when you go to a porno and the only reason that you're breathing heavily is those f*ckin' stairs!
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noseve said:
If you go to a porno, and the only reason that your pulse races is the thought of climbing those bloody stairs again, you qualify.
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Likewise, I must admit to having regurgitated one from last summer...
 
Great day today. Started off testing the new shower. Excellent. Temperature and pressure on separate controls gives you a perfect shower. I recommend this type if you are installing a new shower.When I finished Mrs KS dried me vigorously and helped me dress. Then she made bacon, eggs, toast and coffee. Such a joy to be back home with her unconditional support. 50 years together now. Despite my physical problems, I might just be the luckiest guy around.
 
KS55 said:
Great day today. Started off testing the new shower. Excellent. Temperature and pressure on separate controls gives you a perfect shower. I recommend this type if you are installing a new shower.When I finished Mrs KS dried me vigorously and helped me dress. Then she made bacon, eggs, toast and coffee. Such a joy to be back home with her unconditional support. 50 years together now. Despite my physical problems, I might just be the luckiest guy around.
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50 years that’s excellent mate. Think you might be starting to get used to her? :-)
 
Newman Noggs said:
If you were really careful, you could manipulate 2 bars out of the Nestlé machines and get better value for your 6d.
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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWjQ5wbW6OYVpMzY8JWr5OvWqFbbC3PpPxWA&s We had a Maxpax drinks machine in a cash and carry where I had my first part time job.
Me and a mate found by very slowly releasing the lever whilst slowly pulling the next one you could get endless cups out. Stupidly we told everyone else. The manager cottoned on after a week or two as the machine was empty, of drinks but also money!
 
york away to this! said:
Can't believe we were all vending machine bandits...
The chewing gum machine on the wall outside Kayley's (sp?) in Bowdon was regularly fleeced.
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We spent hours trying to get No6 cigarettes from the machine outside our local tobacconists when the shop was shut. Too bloody well made for kids like us. Think there was one on the thread earlier, the silver/chrome type.
 
york away to this! said:
Can't believe we were all vending machine bandits...
The chewing gum machine on the wall outside Kayley's (sp?) in Bowdon was regularly fleeced.
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My friends Dad had an engineering company, they designed and patented the bit of metal that put a stop to the lollipop stick robbing technique of public telephones. Every public phone in the UK had one, he made a bloody fortune and had a red phone box in his back garden.
 
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