nelsons willie
Well-Known Member
i recall an away game at norwich..was pissed b4 the game stated,anyway id just seen a girl on tv claiming she got into wembley every year without paying..her ruse was she crouched down in front of her mate at turnstile..her freind paid and as turnstile opened she waddled in..well for some reason this came into my head.after persuading my mate i could do it we set the plan into action..he paid turnstile opened i waddled in.all goin well so far.then i realised the size 11 boots i was staring at belonged to a member of the norfolk constabulary..constanoon afterble..at this point i was frog marched out the exit door..copper couldnt stop laughing