The funniest moments of the season 2022/23

The rags getting walloped 7-0 days after their pet journalists were rabbiting on about a title challenge and a quadruple. I know it was the dippers that did it to them, but by fuck it was funny.
The only thing funnier than the Rags getting walloped 7-0 is the Rags getting walloped eight or nine nil - even if it is at the boot of Dippers. Any Rag walloping brings out not a chuckle but a bloody great belly laugh. Wonder what the Ghanaian fellah would have made of that 7-0 hammering.
 
Me sitting through games at Goodison. I mean, who even does that to themselves?
Good for the soul. I remember taking my ERO and Mrs Ewing to the Family stand. Etched in my memory bank is a Hinchliffe corner, the most thunderous header from Big Dunc and the not-so-great Dane was clutching at mid-air. And the cherry on the top? A Rag was sitting in front of me. Mrs Ewing had to tell me to stop baiting him! Great days at Goodsion. They'll be back - starting on Sunday. I hear Bournemouth are playing in flipflops and the goalkeeping crisis (yet to develop!) will result in them fielding Hans Seeger - on loan!
 
The funniest moment for me, in a season of right laughs, was when Barry Ferguson, ex Ranger captain and current intellectual titan, said that Gio had Ange sussed. He comes out with these gems on a daily basis. And what’s even funnier, is the Rangers fans believed him. They cunts will believe anything. Seriously anything. It really does make life’s path of challenges all the easier, knowing that if you tell the Rangers support they will be back, without detail obviously, they believe it, promote it, defend it, then reality arrives and they want every **** involved in the failure shot, without ever taking responsibility for their own believing of the same shite.

It’s a marvel of nature. What our league lacks in technical class is overshadowed by the sheer bollocks of a Rangers loving press and how they lead their fellows up and down more garden paths than I have working follicle’s. That’s fucking thousands upon thousands.
 
The funniest moment for me, in a season of right laughs, was when Barry Ferguson, ex Ranger captain and current intellectual titan, said that Gio had Ange sussed. He comes out with these gems on a daily basis. And what’s even funnier, is the Rangers fans believed him. They cunts will believe anything. Seriously anything. It really does make life’s path of challenges all the easier, knowing that if you tell the Rangers support they will be back, without detail obviously, they believe it, promote it, defend it, then reality arrives and they want every **** involved in the failure shot, without ever taking responsibility for their own believing of the same shite.

It’s a marvel of nature. What our league lacks in technical class is overshadowed by the sheer bollocks of a Rangers loving press and how they lead their fellows up and down more garden paths than I have working follicle’s. That’s fucking thousands upon thousands.
Sounds a bit like Mansh United!
 
Me back in the day, watching Stuart Pearce's team as my mind wanders from the game to the sky ...' how much did I pay for this season ticket and what could I have done with it?'

I feel your pain TD
Try flying over from Dublin for every game as well. "Why am I even bothering to get on this fucking plane?".
 

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