Feed-The-Goat
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i still have a little chuckle at shittu
sad i know
sad i know
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The funniest name in football?
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Grand Master Ram Rod
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Bernt Haas is another good'en.
Squelch
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What German football manager used to expose himself in the dugout?
Helmut Schon (Helmet showing - geddit?)
Helmut Schon (Helmet showing - geddit?)
dannybcity
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We ought to organise these into some kind of daft name 11.
What about Wolfgang Wolf ex manager of Wolfsberg.
What about Wolfgang Wolf ex manager of Wolfsberg.
warpig
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háns bűrrdturgglar. used to play for bayern i think.
Danger Fourpence
Danger, a Zimbabwe international defender brilliantly plays alongside such men as Method Mwanjali and Heavens Chinyama.
Current Club: Caps United, Zimbabwe
Johnny Moustache
Striker Moustache is currently clubless, but is a genuine international who represents tropical outfit The Seychelles. He’s available on a free transfer.
Current Club: Seychelles
Ice-Cream Osa Guobadia
Nigerian Ice-Cream currently bosses the midfield for Austrian club Schwanenstadt.
Current Club: SC Schwanenstadt
Stephen Sunny Sunday
The Nigerian starlet has been likened to a young Claude Makelele and very nearly joined Liverpool in the summer. Sunny now holds a Spanish passport and has represented them at under 21 level.
Current Club: Valencia
Naughty Mokoena
Naughty has to have the greatest name of any player to reach the World Cup finals. In 1998 the Ama Zulu player represented South Africa but alas currently does not have a club.
Current Club: Nope.
Gregory Playfair
The Dutch midfielder whose name sounds like a referee’s instruction has tragically been booted out of PSV and has retired.
Current Club: Retired
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Brazilian playmaker Creedence Clearwater Couto or Creedence Clearwater Revival Couto to give him his real name regularly bangs the goals in at the top of the Belgian Jupiler League.
Current Club: Lierse, Belgium
Bongo Christ
Bongo from The Congo…you couldn’t make this up! Striker Bongo has reached the Congo national squad but alas has never made the starting line-up.
Current Club: DR Congo, The Congo
Segar Bastard
Not only is Bastard retired, he’s dead. However he is the greatest named striker ever to represent England, and he also once refereed an FA Cup final.
Current Club: Retired
Danger, a Zimbabwe international defender brilliantly plays alongside such men as Method Mwanjali and Heavens Chinyama.
Current Club: Caps United, Zimbabwe
Johnny Moustache
Striker Moustache is currently clubless, but is a genuine international who represents tropical outfit The Seychelles. He’s available on a free transfer.
Current Club: Seychelles
Ice-Cream Osa Guobadia
Nigerian Ice-Cream currently bosses the midfield for Austrian club Schwanenstadt.
Current Club: SC Schwanenstadt
Stephen Sunny Sunday
The Nigerian starlet has been likened to a young Claude Makelele and very nearly joined Liverpool in the summer. Sunny now holds a Spanish passport and has represented them at under 21 level.
Current Club: Valencia
Naughty Mokoena
Naughty has to have the greatest name of any player to reach the World Cup finals. In 1998 the Ama Zulu player represented South Africa but alas currently does not have a club.
Current Club: Nope.
Gregory Playfair
The Dutch midfielder whose name sounds like a referee’s instruction has tragically been booted out of PSV and has retired.
Current Club: Retired
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Brazilian playmaker Creedence Clearwater Couto or Creedence Clearwater Revival Couto to give him his real name regularly bangs the goals in at the top of the Belgian Jupiler League.
Current Club: Lierse, Belgium
Bongo Christ
Bongo from The Congo…you couldn’t make this up! Striker Bongo has reached the Congo national squad but alas has never made the starting line-up.
Current Club: DR Congo, The Congo
Segar Bastard
Not only is Bastard retired, he’s dead. However he is the greatest named striker ever to represent England, and he also once refereed an FA Cup final.
Current Club: Retired
allan harper
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dunno about footballers but wasnt there a rugby player called Comdom...sure he was french
svennis pennis
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Gary Neville.
GoForGlory
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Hahah, The Wankdorff, brilliant. :)
I've seen Sunny Sunday play, looks alright, great name anyway.
Nought to do with football but we were doing computer stuff at uni the other day and you could add your name to the help list if you needed help, so at one point the list was just:
My
Fanny
Those are geniune people in my class, but since it doesn't have the same meaning in Swedish I was pretty much the only one laughing.. :)
I've seen Sunny Sunday play, looks alright, great name anyway.
Nought to do with football but we were doing computer stuff at uni the other day and you could add your name to the help list if you needed help, so at one point the list was just:
My
Fanny
Those are geniune people in my class, but since it doesn't have the same meaning in Swedish I was pretty much the only one laughing.. :)