The funniest, nasty comments from one sportsman to another..

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I know it's cricket, but I like the sledgeing tale, I think it was Glenn Mcgrath who said "Hey Eddie, why are you so fucking fat" to which the Zimbabwian replied "BEcause every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit"
 
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Think the one about Shane Warne,when he came into bat.
Opponent "Fucking hell Warney you`ve put some weight on "
Warne "Blame YOUR Missus"
Opponent "What the fucks my missus got got to do with it ??"
Warne "Well EVERY time I give her a fuck she gives me a Biscuit"

Apparantly the game couldn`t start for a few minutes,as all the players were doubled up with laughter.
 
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Didsbury Dave said:
I know it's cricket, but I like the sledgeing tale, I think it was Glenn Mcgrath who said "Hey Eddie, why are you so fucking fat" to which the Zimbabwian replied "BEcause every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit"
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oakiecokie said:
Think the one about Shane Warne,when he came into bat.
Opponent "Fucking hell Warney you`ve put some weight on "
Warne "Blame YOUR Missus"
Opponent "What the fucks my missus got got to do with it ??"
Warne "Well EVERY time I give her a fuck she gives me a Biscuit"

Apparantly the game couldn`t start for a few minutes,as all the players were doubled up with laughter.
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class and didn't know biscuits were so popular within the sex traingles of cricket
 
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Boff said:
Didsbury Dave said:
I know it's cricket, but I like the sledgeing tale, I think it was Glenn Mcgrath who said "Hey Eddie, why are you so fucking fat" to which the Zimbabwian replied "BEcause every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit"
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oakiecokie said:
Think the one about Shane Warne,when he came into bat.
Opponent "Fucking hell Warney you`ve put some weight on "
Warne "Blame YOUR Missus"
Opponent "What the fucks my missus got got to do with it ??"
Warne "Well EVERY time I give her a fuck she gives me a Biscuit"

Apparantly the game couldn`t start for a few minutes,as all the players were doubled up with laughter.
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class and didn't know biscuits were so popular within the sex traingles of cricket
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They love their biscuits do Cricketers
 
Re: The funniest, nasty comments from one player to another...

I'm pretty certain mine's the right one and the other one is a bastardized, chinese whispers version of it.
 
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'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'
 
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Always some belters in Cricket...

The famous delvery from Shane Warne when Mike "Fatboy"Gatting totally missed it....Graham Gooch's retort "If it had been a cheese roll it would never have got past him"
 
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A few seasons ago at home to Reading, Joey Barton went chasing after Samaras calling him a 'Lazy Fucking Twat'.....which is a fair assessment I would say.
 
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