The game (book)

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Ok so lets rewind a few weeks ago sat in the pub with the lads and we happen to mention one of the lads cousins who's been reading this book called "the Game" basically it's for half minded people like me who's idea of chatting up a bird in a bar/pub/club is walking up to them pissed up using Joey lines saying "how you doin?" then going on to say "fancy a shag love? I'll buy you a barcardi breezer" no instead it teaches you ways how to charm the ladies without making it look like you are doing so.

So after hearing of his book I check it up and read a few quotes the one that sticks with me is paying a compliment to a girl but at the same time fucking with their head so one was "that's a really nice dress your wearing I saw another girl wear the exact same dress before" I think this is to throw the girl off guard and make them think about what you're saying.

Now I wanted to try this out and see what reaction I got but I thought I can't use that exact same line as women have a book called "How To Read The Game" so I walked up to this bird and said to her "That's a nice dress love, my mates 90 year old gran wears the same one" I don't know why I said my mates gran it's safe to say I died a little when I said that also her reaction and continues abuse hurled into my direction wasn't helping one bit.

Maybe the book has a disclaimer saying you must look like Brad Pitt whilst attempting these lines.

Thank god I'm going Magaluf in 2 weeks otherwise it will be a dry year for me.

 

[Biggsy1]

Ok so lets rewind a few weeks ago sat in the pub with the lads and we happen to mention one of the lads cousins who's been reading this book called "the Game" basically it's for half minded people like me who's idea of chatting up a bird in a bar/pub/club is walking up to them pissed up using Joey lines saying "how you doin?" then going on to say "fancy a shag love? I'll buy you a barcardi breezer" no instead it teaches you ways how to charm the ladies without making it look like you are doing so.

So after hearing of his book I check it up and read a few quotes the one that sticks with me is paying a compliment to a girl but at the same time fucking with their head so one was "that's a really nice dress your wearing I saw another girl wear the exact same dress before" I think this is to throw the girl off guard and make them think about what you're saying.

Now I wanted to try this out and see what reaction I got but I thought I can't use that exact same line as woman have a book called "How To Read The Game" so I walked up to this bird and said to her "That's a nice dress love, my mates 90 year old gran wears the same one" I don't know why I said my mates gran it's safe to say I died a little when I said that also her reaction and continues abuse hurled into my direction wasn't helping one bit.

Maybe the book has a disclaimer saying you must look like Brad Pitt whilst attempting these lines.

Thank god I'm going Magaluf in 2 weeks otherwise it will be a dry year for me.

Me and some mates read this book when we were backpacking, not that its hard to pull when your away but some of his techniques worked a trick!

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Ok so lets rewind a few weeks ago sat in the pub with the lads and we happen to mention one of the lads cousins who's been reading this book called "the Game" basically it's for half minded people like me who's idea of chatting up a bird in a bar/pub/club is walking up to them pissed up using Joey lines saying "how you doin?" then going on to say "fancy a shag love? I'll buy you a barcardi breezer" no instead it teaches you ways how to charm the ladies without making it look like you are doing so.

So after hearing of his book I check it up and read a few quotes the one that sticks with me is paying a compliment to a girl but at the same time fucking with their head so one was "that's a really nice dress your wearing I saw another girl wear the exact same dress before" I think this is to throw the girl off guard and make them think about what you're saying.

Now I wanted to try this out and see what reaction I got but I thought I can't use that exact same line as woman have a book called "How To Read The Game" so I walked up to this bird and said to her "That's a nice dress love, my mates 90 year old gran wears the same one" I don't know why I said my mates gran it's safe to say I died a little when I said that also her reaction and continues abuse hurled into my direction wasn't helping one bit.

Maybe the book has a disclaimer saying you must look like Brad Pitt whilst attempting these lines.

Thank god I'm going Magaluf in 2 weeks otherwise it will be a dry year for me.

Me and some mates read this book when we were backpacking, not that its hard to pull when your away but some of his techniques worked a trick!

Well one of the lads said that his cousin has pulled a few girls from it and that it does work, obviously you just have to word it a lot better then I did.

I use to be alright at it I use to be witty but the girls loved it, but since my beer belly has appeared and my baldness has gotten worse I've just gone from this cute funny 18 year old to this tubby bald dirt 23 year old, what 5 years can do to you eh?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Ok so lets rewind a few weeks ago sat in the pub with the lads and we happen to mention one of the lads cousins who's been reading this book called "the Game" basically it's for half minded people like me who's idea of chatting up a bird in a bar/pub/club is walking up to them pissed up using Joey lines saying "how you doin?" then going on to say "fancy a shag love? I'll buy you a barcardi breezer" no instead it teaches you ways how to charm the ladies without making it look like you are doing so.

So after hearing of his book I check it up and read a few quotes the one that sticks with me is paying a compliment to a girl but at the same time fucking with their head so one was "that's a really nice dress your wearing I saw another girl wear the exact same dress before" I think this is to throw the girl off guard and make them think about what you're saying.

Now I wanted to try this out and see what reaction I got but I thought I can't use that exact same line as woman have a book called "How To Read The Game" so I walked up to this bird and said to her "That's a nice dress love, my mates 90 year old gran wears the same one" I don't know why I said my mates gran it's safe to say I died a little when I said that also her reaction and continues abuse hurled into my direction wasn't helping one bit.

Maybe the book has a disclaimer saying you must look like Brad Pitt whilst attempting these lines.

Thank god I'm going Magaluf in 2 weeks otherwise it will be a dry year for me.

Me and some mates read this book when we were backpacking, not that its hard to pull when your away but some of his techniques worked a trick!

Well one of the lads said that his cousin has pulled a few girls from it and that it does work, obviously you just have to word it a lot better then I did.

I use to be alright at it I use to be witty but the girls loved it, but since my beer belly has appeared and my baldness has gotten worse I've just gone from this cute funny 18 year old to this tubby bald dirt 23 year old, what 5 years can do to you eh?

That's where you are slipping up mate, it's not a book you need just a bit of your old self-confidence back.

 

[inchy14]

Me and some mates read this book when we were backpacking, not that its hard to pull when your away but some of his techniques worked a trick!

Well one of the lads said that his cousin has pulled a few girls from it and that it does work, obviously you just have to word it a lot better then I did.

I use to be alright at it I use to be witty but the girls loved it, but since my beer belly has appeared and my baldness has gotten worse I've just gone from this cute funny 18 year old to this tubby bald dirt 23 year old, what 5 years can do to you eh?

That's where you are slipping up mate, it's not a book you need just a bit of your old self-confidence back.

Sounds like he needs the fitness thread and a trip to Rooneys hair dressers.


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[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Well one of the lads said that his cousin has pulled a few girls from it and that it does work, obviously you just have to word it a lot better then I did.

I use to be alright at it I use to be witty but the girls loved it, but since my beer belly has appeared and my baldness has gotten worse I've just gone from this cute funny 18 year old to this tubby bald dirt 23 year old, what 5 years can do to you eh?

That's where you are slipping up mate, it's not a book you need just a bit of your old self-confidence back.

Sounds like he needs the fitness thread and a trip to Rooneys hair dressers.


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HAHA! I've actually had a peak at the fitness thread, I've actually got a GYM membership I use to go 3 days a week but since my shoulder injury I was off work for 3 and a half months and just developed his lazy attitude, I use tone 9 stone but now weigh 11 but I've always found it hard loosing it then putting it on.

The whole "hey it's Matt Lucas" thing I always get should really push me to go to the GYM but like I said every day I get home from work I'm just too knackered.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

It's a placebo.

The book doesn't actually contain any information that could help pull. It just gives the reader the illusion of knowledge which in turn gives them the self confidence they lacked in the first place.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

That's where you are slipping up mate, it's not a book you need just a bit of your old self-confidence back.

Sounds like he needs the fitness thread and a trip to Rooneys hair dressers.


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HAHA! I've actually had a peak at the fitness thread, I've actually got a GYM membership I use to go 3 days a week but since my shoulder injury I was off work for 3 and a half months and just developed his lazy attitude, I use tone 9 stone but now weigh 11 but I've always found it hard loosing it then putting it on.

The whole "hey it's Matt Lucas" thing I always get should really push me to go to the GYM but like I said every day I get home from work I'm just too knackered.

11 stone? Surely it's impossible for a man to be overweight at 11 stone? How tall are you 4'9"?

 

[honkytonkman187]

It's a placebo.

The book doesn't actually contain any information that could help pull. It just gives the reader the illusion of knowledge which in turn gives them the self confidence they lacked in the first place.

Good point. I quite enjoyed reading the book a few years ago, but would question how much of it was true (did one of the housemates bang Courtney Love?) if so, it's probably best avoided, if it's an indicator of who the "techniques" work on. Some of the things they do in the book come across as very "Derren Brown" - so maybe the easy answer is to just hypnotise girls into bed?

Or get them drunk !

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

It's a placebo.

The book doesn't actually contain any information that could help pull. It just gives the reader the illusion of knowledge which in turn gives them the self confidence they lacked in the first place.

Good point. I quite enjoyed reading the book a few years ago, but would question how much of it was true (did one of the housemates bang Courtney Love?) if so, it's probably best avoided, if it's an indicator of who the "techniques" work on. Some of the things they do in the book come across as very "Derren Brown" - so maybe the easy answer is to just hypnotise girls into bed?

Or get them drunk !

I've not read the book but a lad I went to uni with was fascinated with it so I'm familiar with some of the concepts.

The guy who wrote it also wrote the Motley Crue and Marilyn Manson biogs so he possibly knows people who've had Courtney Love but then most of us probably do!

I see books like this as just a comfort blanket but if they proved the reader with some amount of confidence then it's no bad thing.

The advice just makes you think you're going in prepared which gives you confidence. Confidence is pretty much the only factor in pulling/not pulling unless you're incredibly good looking or very rich.

Also, not to be pedantic but any girl who would fall for some of the shite in these books I wouldn't want anyway as she'd surely be damaged.