The Great BLUEMOON Confessional

[Seosa]

6 years ago, i put a piece of glass under neath my neighbours tire. He was a car seller, and had been really pissing my dad off as he was a right nosy git. Anyway, he had just sold this car, and as the buyer drove away, about a metre driven and *POP-BANG* the tire went. 10 minutes later, the neighbour, who we had nicknamed Arthur Daley, figured out me and my mates had done it. I nearly shit myself, but my mate proudly took the slack and was grounded for a week. We all felt like pricks for it, but it was a damn good laugh. My mate passed away in 07, and that was one thing I wish i hadn't got him in the shits for, even though we did laugh about it. Oh, and Arthur Daley never got his money back for the car, ;)

 

[NICKS BACK]

TB! I didn't realise you knew me!?!

You are right though. I'm actually boring myself now and giving serious thought to heading off to never-never land.

Sweet dreams me old cockney sparrow :)

Cockney? He'll kill you. He's from Wythenshawe!

He has been having elocution lessons though lol Confess all

 

[Ireland Haroo]

I once let an american i was travelling with pick up a prostitute. What he didnt know, was that said prostitute was a tranny. 4am in the morning, he returns to the hostel, packs and leaves without saying a word.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I once gave Sir Bobby Robson wrong directions by accident.

These directions caused his car to get stuck.

LOL. You've just reminded me. When we were playing Groclin I was at home and went for a walk to the shops. I was on Bury New Road, the road from J17 of the M60 into Manchester and this Polish coach with a load of fans on stopped and asked me for directions to the ground.

So I sent them to the Reebok.