MCC said:
Blue2112 said:
Sick to fucking death of hearing about the return of the saviour, ''he's got a great reception from the England fans in the corner - he's hungry for it - great pass from Rooney - nobody wants to score more'' and of course always said with a growl in your voice ''Roooooney'' everytime he's within 20yards of the fucking ball. No doubt he'll bang an hat trick tonight but for the rercord his Engerland goalscoring record for a supposedly world class striker is fucking shite. Only 2 goals against what I would consider to be the top ranked nations v Holland and Argentina 6/7 years ago now. He's scored against 3 of the middle ranked national teams in Denmark, Croatia and Russia and the rest have come against the worst of the worst. Don't let the facts spoil a good story though.
74 Appearances - 28 Goals
2003 - 3 Goals v Macedonia, Litchenstein and Denmark.
2004 - 6 Goals v Iceland (2) Switzerland (2) and Croatia (2)
2005 - 2 Goals v Denmark and Argentina
2006 - 1 Goal v Holland
2007 - 2 Goals v Estonia and Russia
2008 - 5 Goals v Croatia, Kazakhstan (2) and Belarus (2)
2009 - 6 Goals v Slovakia (2) Kazakhstan, Andorra (2) and Croatia
2010 - 1 Goal v Switzerland
2011 - 2 Goals v Bulgaria (2)
2012 - 0 Goals to date.
Interesting stats. Granny Shagger is not the messiah but he`s the best that we have got.
Interesting stats indeed. Considering he plays for a country which is regularly in the top 10, the teams listed above are the calibre of teams England tend to meet.
Other interesting facts below:
Friendlies 26 (8)
World Cup 8 (0)
World Cup Qualifiers 16 (9)
Euro Championships 5 (5)
Euro Champs Qualifiers 19 (7)
Bar the World Cup, which, we know he hasn't faired well in, his goalscoring record in competitive matches compared to friendlies is quite good. He has 5 in 5 in the European Championships which is a great ratio to have and 16 in 35 combined qualifying matches is also quite impressive.
Uncompetitive Record: 26/8
Competitive Record: 48/21
That tells me that he scores in the more important games, World Cup aside.
We're not going to be playing Holland, Brazil, Germany & Spain every year are we?
Yes he's a twat and an odious creature. But he's a damn good player (when on form) and I'd take 1-0's all the way to glory in this competition via shit 2yrd headers if thats what it takes.
If he smashed one in from 30yrds he wouldn't get any credit because people's judgement of him as a person, on here anyway, clouds their judgement of him as a player.
Daft really.